There is a Question that has spread the Universe one thought forever unanswered. A Question that must never ever be answered. That Question: Who is The War Master? So Who IS The War Master…What is the answer that we were all waiting for? (Kowalski: Skipper just get one with it!) Okay fine Mr. I'm-going-to-interrupt-skipper-while-he-recaps-the-story. I will reveal the answer after this quick recap! (if you already know the answer you have my authorization to skip this entire section)
Anyway The Third DreamWork War returned to New York City. But instead of another Dragon this time we had to drive Pitch Black from the city. After Astrid and Hiccup abandoned us from some reason or other and The North Wind heads off to California we prepared to save the city. Pitch Black told us to meet him in front of Freedom Tower (AKA World Trade One AKA The New World Trade Center) where he revealed that he kidnapped Marlene. Okay I know what your thinking…but I'm going to stop you right there! Marlene and I are just friends! Our mission to rescue Marlene at Grand Central Station was put on hold by the Cyber-men and the Cyber-Tyrannosaurus Rex. Thankfully a well time Hyper-Cute from Private caused a mass Super-emotional influx destroying the Cyber-men allowing us to slip into Grand Central.
With help from Kowalski's Sonic Screwdriver (Yes you read that right) Marlene was freed while I distracted Pitch Black by talking (with a little help from the annoying ringtail). After I ordered Private to escort Marlene home Pitch Black blasted us to time square where we all came face to face with a certain destroyer of worlds. Thanks in part ot Elsa, Jack Frost, and the Ion Cannon we managed to send Kuchinkukan packing. We cornered a defiant non-surrending Pitch Black on fifth avenue. Only by opening a portal to void under Pitch did we managed to defeat him. Then by chance I found a mysterous note instructing us to go by Radio City Music Hall to discover the identy of The War Master. When we arrived we found nothing but a billboard with a mocking message.
Everyone was disappointed and assumed we would never know. But in my mind I mulled over all the last words and comments of the various enemies we fought in the War. I quicked with a shock realized who The War Master was. So what is the answer to the question of who he actually was? (Kowalsk: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!)Fine there is only one way to do this! (Pulls out radio pushes a button a song starts…) "THERE A SEA MAMMAL ON A ROLL! EVIL SWIMS IN HIS SOUL, YOU WILL FEAR HIS FLIPPER'S TOUCH SUPRIZINGLY SMOOTH TO THE TOUCH! LOOK OUT BELOW FOR THE TWO-TANNED FOE, ITS DR. BLOWHOLE! BWHAHAHA!" (song ends smoothly) Shocked? Well it should have been obvious from the very start! How could everyone myself included have not seen this coming?
Well now that we got that out of the way…Once revealed as the War Master Blowhole left us puzzling over his latest plan. Something to do with Dreamworks Animation (SKG) I guess. Well off to DreamWorks Headquarters in California then…