AHHHH! I haven't touched this in FOREVER! Haha. Good to be back! Sigh *smiles*

This story is revised from my original version, which I took down…I don't think you would want to read stories by a fourteen year old version of me who kinda sucked *shrugs*

This story is now all human and is taking place in the present day.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, because let's face it; I'd be kind of rich! I do own the foul mouthed kid named Kieri sadly…

WARNING: There's a five year old kid on the loose with a very bad mouth and a very evil mind…so don't be appalled as you read. I know you guys know of worse children. Thanks!

Life as it is

"We found love in a hopeless place." -Rihanna

The sun beamed down on a raven haired girl through the window of her house. The girl's name was Kagome, and she wasn't a girl anymore. She was a woman now, and had gone through a lot, but love conquered it all.

Kagome smiled as she remembered exactly how the gang: Miroku, Sango, InuYasha, and she became inseparable. Sango and Kagome were best friends ever since they were born, being that their moms were best friends. They did everything together, even attended the same schools. It was in first grade that they met Miroku and InuYasha. Miroku pulled on Sango's dark drown pigtails that were made especially for that first day of school and made her cry. Miroku and InuYasha just laughed at the little girl, but ceased when the small Kagome marched right into Miroku's face and gave him a 'who's boss' talk down.

Little InuYasha was fascinated with Kagome. She was cute with her long black hair with one side held up by a little daisy clip, deep rich chocolate eyes, and smile that showed her missing front tooth. She was so petite, yet she stood up against Miroku and him.

Kagome was just as fascinated with the certain boy. Her first thoughts were to strangle the rude boy who picked on Sango. Miroku may have been taller than her, but it didn't mean anything to her! He was a cute looking boy, with his neck length hair in a ponytail, brown eyes, and the dangerous smile that she wanted to smack right off. It was when she looked to his companion that she knew she was in trouble. His jet black hair down his back, violet eyes, and smirk that made her want to give him her lunch money.

After an apologetic looking Miroku and a calmed down Sango, the four became a pack. As they grew older, they fell for each other; Sango and Miroku, InuYasha and Kagome.

InuYasha fell harder for the girl turned woman and vice versa; they both had changed so well over the years! Braces worked well for Kagome, and her long black hair was now in waves down her back. Her brown orbs were just as deep as ever and her figure filled out so perfectly that InuYasha wanted to strangle himself, and the other losers that stared at her. InuYasha had grown tall and muscular, having played sports all the way until college. He now wore his hair in a ponytail to keep it out of his face, and instead of the smirk that bent Kagome's knees; it was turned into the smirk that made Kagome get on her knees…among other things!

Sango grew curves in all the right places as she grew up, and always wore her brown hair in styles that no other girl could repeat. It was hard for Miroku to keep his hands off of her, and he didn't try to either. Miroku played sports as well, and had become a man. Although Miroku grew up to being a lecherous punk, he was still her lecherous punk.

However, it wasn't always perfect with InuYasha and Kagome…because Kagome also had a sister. Kikyo was almost the exact image of her younger sister: Long black flowing hair, brown eyes, and a stunning smile. Kikyo wore bangs ever since the eighth grade, and was taller than Kagome. Kikyo wasn't exactly a humble person either, she knew she looked good and used it to her advantage. No matter how many guys she pulled, there was always the one unattainable one she wanted…the guy named InuYasha. Of course to Kikyo, him being her sister's boyfriend only meant as a challenge. And so went Kikyo's plan to seduce him one night as he came to their house. Kagome caught Kikyo straddling trying to kiss a very scared InuYasha and didn't look back…she ran until her legs gave out and vowed that she hated them both.

InuYasha didn't go down without a fight. He spent that next five months trying to reason with him to see his side…the side that proved he didn't want Kikyo and that he was tricked. Kagome forgave InuYasha but never forgave her sister.

Now, Kagome being twenty five and InuYasha being twenty six, both are happily married to each other and have a wonderful five year old daughter named Kieri. Kieri had InuYasha's eyes, attitude, and charm as well as Kagome's features, compassion, and love for helping others. Kieri loved her best friends who happened to be Sango and Miroku's two twin daughters, Mirori and Mira (both age five).

However the beautiful happy ending wouldn't be complete without family issues. Kieri absolutely hates her Aunt Kikyo (whom she calls Auntie Kinky-Hoe when she isn't around). Kikyo had gotten kicked out of her apartment when her "fiancé" left for America, so Kagome being generous let her older slutty sister stay with them for the moment. Kieri wanted her nowhere near her family for numerous of reasons: she caused uproar, she was a hoe, she stole things, and she almost ruined her family. Kagome believed that maybe she could turn her life around so she dismissed everything and smiled every day.

Kagome sighed with a smile on her face as she started to come out of her memories, turned and reached over to hug what she thought was her lover, husband, and best friend; unless your lover could be a pillow.

'What the...' Kagome started. She opened her eyes and found she was alone. She got up and walked to Kieri's room bright pink room that was filled with everything that had to do with princesses. Kieri, after all, was their little princess and she loved 'happily ever after' stories. But as she looked around the enormous room, her daughter was missing as well.

"Where is everybody?" She yelled hoping someone, ANYONE, would answer. And lo and behold...she was greeted by the best person. Silence.

'Might as well start breakfast.' she thought. And with that she went downstairs to slave herself over a hot stove.

'Okay. I ate and EVEN took a nap, but still no sign of those two.' Kagome thought to herself as she awakened from her spot on the couch in her living room. As if on cue...

"Mommy! Mommy!" was heard as well as little footsteps running to the living room. "We got you a surprise!"

"It's not a surprise now." That came from the deep voice of InuYasha.

Kieri gave her dad a dark look. "Whatever!" Kieri ran to her mother and smiled a huge grin. She was dressed in her Hello Kitty pajamas still and looked absolutely adorable. She then took out some flowers tied with a pink string and a card from behind her back. "Happy Mommy Day!"

"Aw thank you!" Kagome said as she hugged her daughter. Kagome felt the familiar need to cry, seeing her baby girl at five years old smile widely at her with her missing front tooth.

"It's Happy Mother's Day, Kieri." InuYasha corrected his baby girl, chuckling as he went to hug his wife.

"AS I SAID, Happy Mommy Day. Don't be correcting me mister!" Kieri lifted and shook her index finger, scrunched her face in a scowl as her grandmother would do her when she tries to get a cookie before dinner.

InuYasha mocked saluted her with a "Yes ma'am!" and then turned to his wife.

"I got you something Beautiful. Close your eyes." Inu whispered in her ear as he hugged her.

Kagome did as she was told, almost letting out a breathy moan from the proximity of his lips on her skin. She was startled out of her daze when she felt something cold slide onto her neck. Kagome looked down and she saw a beautiful gold necklace with a diamond heart locket in the middle. She opened the inside and almost melted. Left side had read: InuYasha Drew Takashi, Kagome Lynn Takashi, & Kieri Naadirah Takashi. Right side had their family picture they took on Christmas in the snow laughing. She smiled and turned to her husband with watery eyes and hugged him.

"Happy Mommy's Day darling." InuYasha was glad he picked a great gift.

"It's Happy Mother's Day, remember smart one?" Kieri huffed.

They laughed at their daughter's disgruntled look.

Kagome looked at both her husband and daughter and wondered how she had gotten so lucky to have them.

"Guys, this is beautiful. Thank You." She whispered to them and smiled.

"And we have a trip to take so get dressed!" InuYasha said as he clapped his hands together.

"Where are we going?"

They all turned to see Kikyo coming down the stairs looking like she had a run in with the hair brush and her makeup. Her clothes from last night were still on and she reeked of cigarettes, sex, and alcohol.

Before InuYasha could speak, Kieri put her little hands on her waist as she spoke with venom. "WE are going somewhere special for my Mommy. YOU are staying here!"

Kikyo simply rolled her glazed eyes at the child and looked to InuYasha and Kagome with her eyebrows crooked up.

"I was speaking more to the adults in this household."

"Bitch." Kieri mumbled as she glared even harder at Kikyo. Did I mention that Kieri hates Kikyo?

InuYasha grinned at his daughter's behavior, but decided to pretend he didn't hear her foul language. After all, she was his child and he hated Kikyo too.

"We're going to the park for a picnic and the spring carnival is in town today." InuYasha informed her, trying to be nice.

"Great!" Kikyo slurred and smiled. "I'll go get ready!"

And she was gone.

"Oh no she didn't! Mommy, tell that whore she's not…she's not…what's that word Daddy?"

"Welcomed."

"Relllllcommed! Yea!"

Kagome gave her daughter a stern look. "Go upstairs and let's get changed. And be nice to your Aunt young lady."

Kieri grumbled and stomped as she went upstairs to her room. Just before she entered she said, "That Kinky-Hoe is abouts to get it and get it good. Watch your back lady!"

Bahahaha! My poor fifteen year old mind. Kieri had been my made up character since, but she resembles my now six year old little sister whose English is so messed up…except she doesn't have a foul mouth. I know their middle names are weird…both InuYasha and Kagome has normal American middle names…Naadirah is actually my middle name and I thought it would fit since Kieri's my character. Let me know what you guys think! I'll be posting the next chapters soon! Love you lots!

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