A/N: OK, a little idea I had after some people commented on how much I sounded like the Guide in my 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Film'. These two aren't very good at all, so I'd be very pleased if some people gave me some ideas for the next few entries.
Entry 2346762873641: Time
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines time as a concept far too technical to even attempt to understand, but tries to explain it anyway.
Lunchtime, it says, is well-regarded as the most important time of the day, but waiting time and delay time also take up much of the day for those primitive beings who still use public transport. Time continues unabated however, meaning that most of the galaxy arrives late for work, people grow old and so do stars. And so on…
It also notes that people of the species Harafaraf are the only known race to have broken the boundaries of time; they live backwards. Meaning that they are the only species that actually enjoy hangovers as they know that a wonderfully good night will follow.
Entry 9834762093847: Peanuts
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of peanuts; though they may be small brown and salty, the humble peanut can provide a carbon based life form with the vitality needed to go through a matter transference beam.
Peanuts are widely available in most pubs and bars throughout the galaxy, and most cost very little. With the exception of the Pan Galactic Peanuts, salted with salt from the seas of Santraginus V, the perfect accompaniment its marketing corporations say, to the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. A packet of these will set you back several million Altarian dollars.
A/N: Not much I know, but I need some ideas for other entries guys. Reviews!
