"Hello, KFC" Onew said into his mobile.
"Hello?" said a voice from the other side.
"I'd like some chicken. Lots of chicken!" Onew demanded.
"I'm sorry we've run out of chicken. The whole world's supply of chicken has run out"
"WHAT?" Onew yelled into the phone.
He threw his phone against the wall and screamed.
".!" He shouted.
Taemin must have heard Onew's frantic shouts form the other rooms he was by Onew's side in a heartbeat.
"Are you alright hyung?" Taemin asked.
"It's a sad day for chicken Taemin" Onew said glumly.
"What happened?" Taemin asked confused.
"The world, I-It ran out of chicken"
"Really? Is that even possible?" Taemin questioned.
"Would I be in this state if otherwise?"
"Good point" Taemin said "What are we gonna have for dinner now?"
"Your worried about dinner? Taemin, this means no more chicken forever! I'm going to go insane" Onew said, breaking down into tears.
"It's okay hyung" Taemin said, trying to comfort Onew.
Jonghyun rushed into the room "Onew! I heard the bad news!"
Jonghyun joined Taemin and hugged Onew as well. The others soon followed suite as they too heard the tragic turn of events.
"Guys. I'm thinking of jumping off a cliff! Chicken was my LIFE!" Onew admitted.
"No" Minho said "You have us"
"Minho is right Onew. Chicken wasn't the only thing you had going for you. You will always have us" Key said truthfully.
"You guys are so sweet but I don't think I can live without my chicken"
"Think about it this way. How do people get over breakups?" Key asked.
"They... turn into a miserable mess?" Onew suggested.
"No... they find someone or in this case something to replace them!" Key said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"What about pork? Hyung doesn't mind pork" Taemin supplied.
"Key! Make me some pork! I'm ready to see new foods now!" Onew said bravely.
"I'm on it!" Key said, heading to the kitchen.
...
~At Dinner Time~
"Taemin, pass me the salt" Onew said, preparing to eat the pork.
Taemin passed Onew the salt and continued to eat his own pork. Onew put just the right amount of salt onto his meal and picked up the pork with his chopsticks and moved it up to his lips in slowmotion. He chewed it slowly and swallowed.
"That... WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN!" Onew said happily.
"Glad you liked it" Key replied.
"You may now call me pig maniac! Think of all the things you can make me Key! Bacon, pork stew, pig foot soup!" Onew rambled.
"What monster have we unleashed now" Key complained...