Disclaimer: I do not own TNMT
This probably sucks, but it's my first fan fiction(okay yeah that's no excuse). Apologies in advance if this offends someone. Kind of a crack fic so don't expect anything to make sense. Constructive criticism is welcome but no flaming or I WILL COME FIND YOU(Just kidding, I won't but I won't be happy).
Michelangelo wandered the streets of New York, wondering how he could tell his brothers his secret: he was growing a second head.
Each and every day, the small bump on his neck grew larger and larger. He lied by saying he injured it by eating pizza too quickly. They didn't seem to believe it and he'd have to come clean soon: the bump seemed to be growing a mouth, and he hoped it wouldn't start making noises before his brothers understood what was going on.
He paused at an alley, where he heard rustling. He looked and saw a piece of metal lying beside a dumpster.
He picked it up and examined it. There was nothing special about it: it was a sheet of steel or something, twinkling in the moonlight. He decided he'd take it back to the sewers and give it to Donatello. He'd probably make something with it.
Suddenly, there was a loud bang. An apartment nearby was consumed by flames. Mikey dropped the steel-like metal and went to see what happened.
Once the steel hit the ground, a large purple beam shot up from it, into the sky. Mikey stopped to look at it, but got distracted by the screams coming from the apartment. He grabbed a fire hose and used it on the apartment, trying to put it out.
The beam hit an asteroid far, far away. The asteroid grew two arms and started to expand, slowly gaining in diameter as it traveled through space toward Jupiter….
Dun dun dun