Pegasus is Stupid The Dreaded Sequel
I don't know why I'm doing this. I think it was because I still felt the need to torture more anime characters. I didn't put Bakura in my last fic, because he hadn't appeared yet. He will get much bashing. Mai is also here and I'll even put in Joey's sister! Basically every one who wasn't in the last fic will get more bashing then usual, unless I go overboard… Hey, it was you reviewers who wanted a sequel! Here it is!
If you can guess what cartoon, not anime, cartoon character I modeled Ryou after, you get a rubber chicken, just like last time. Your hint is the show is on Nickelodeon.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, most of my fics would be on TV by now.
It was a bright, sunny day and Ryou was bored. His evil aibou was, at the moment, poking at a dead puppy and laughing insanely at every poke. It was all because of Yu-gi-oh. Whoever he dueled and won against became either dead or insane. Ryou had only just recently found out that his other half was not dead, but alive and insane.
Ryou was watching his evil half be insane from a lawn chair in the backyard of his home. Ryou sighed. When he had tried to explain the whole 'other half' thing to his dad, he merely scoffed and said he should try his hand at 'real archeology'. Ryou had his own dreams. He wanted to be a paranormal archeologist.
There was only one problem. No one would believe his theories, even though the proof- Bakura- was right in front of their eyes. It made him frustrated. Ryou sighed at his musings and closed his eyes. He wished there was something to do.
"JOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYY!" In less then a second Joey Wheeler came rushing to his little sister's side.
"Yes, my dearest darling sister, what can I get for you this wonderful afternoon?"
As you all know after the whole 'Pokemon/Pegasus' incident, Joey became a famous stock-broker, making tons of money and therefore able to pay for his sister's surgery. Unfortunately his 'dearest darling sister' wasn't so darling anymore.
Before Joey's return, Serenity had run into a street gang while walking home from school. One of their parents must have had some kind of dealing with these type of things, because both children had inherited the ability to act tough and fight… very well.
After beating up the gang's leader they had invited Serenity to join them. She accepted. After that Serenity named the gang after a widely known group of super heroes known as 'The Powerpuff Girls'. Most of the guys quit after that and went into group therapy.
Serenity's character hadn't changed since. Joey came totally unprepared. "Joey, will you take me to the fair today? I haven't been to a fair in soooooo long." Joey was dressed the same as he always was, only now a days he kept a little white towel around his left arm, butler style.
"Serenity, today I have to meet with some old friends…" Joey didn't get a chance to finish his sentence. Serenity glared at her older brother.
"You will take me to the fair today, Joseph. I never intended to give you a choice… in anything! You are my servant and you will take me where ever I want to go!" Joey freaked.
"I'll go get the car started my dearest darling sister."
"That's a good big brother."
"So, Yami, where do you want to go today?"
Yami cringed. That… red-haired girl and her blind friend had been following him ever since he and Yuugi got rid of the millennium puzzle. She had also been swooning over him constantly. At least the blind one was sane. When he didn't see any pretty girls that is.
"I don't know nor do I care."
Misty frowned, then smiled. Her new love interest was obviously playing hard to get, yet in a different fashion Ash had. She smirked. Her new plan was bound to work.
"Yami, why don't we go to Cerulean City? We can visit my sisters."
Yami grumbled. "Fine, whatever."
Brock came up quickly behind them. "Did you say visit your… beautiful older sisters?"
"Yes, Brock, but please, don't scare them this time."
Brock wasn't listening; he was swooning over the memories of his companion's sisters. Misty figured this. If Yami was so incredibly hot as he was to her he'd be ever hotter to her sisters. They'd give him so much pain that he'd go running back to her. It was perfect. So ingeniously perfect.
"I, Tristan Taylor, call this meeting of the Anime Men with Spiky Hair Society to order at…" Tristan looked at his watch. "... at 2:03 in the afternoon."
Tristan gave a glance at his young secretary, Mondo, who was trying his hardest to write down everything. The kid had really small handwriting for a boy in the eight grade.
"Getting right down to business, would the Vice-President please do role call?"
Matt stood up so everyone could see him. "How many from the Pokemon world?"
"One," replied Prof. Oak "The others couldn't make it today on account of… different problems."
Mondo furiously wrote it down.
"Digimon world?"
"Four," said Tai, the Digimon president. Beside him sat TK and Davis and, of course, Matt up front.
"Dragonball Z?"
"Six today," said Goku. With him was Vegeta, Gohan, Yamcha, Yajerobi, the back-from-the-dead-for-some-reason Radditz and little Goten.
"Gundam Wing?" said Matt. The only thing that was heard was the sound of Trowa Barton hitting his head against the table.
"Couldn't get Heero to come again?" asked Tristan. Trowa merely slammed his head against the table again. Matt nodded and continued.
"Yu-Gi-Oh?"
"I'm the only one here," replied Tristan. Mondo's paper looked like it was going to catch on fire any second now. The kid was really dedicated to his job.
"Mon Collie Knights?"
"Three," said Professor Hiragi. With him were Tenaka and Mondo being secretary.
"That's about it."
"Thanks Matt. Now it's time for the Treasurers report, Radditz?
In the shadows, you can see two dark and mysterious figures. Both are smiling maniacally. The evil in the room could be sensed for miles away. That would explain what put Sakura Avalon and Keroberos in horrible fear and are racing... er flying towards the building along with Trunks and a handful of Digimon that will remain nameless because they will not appear in this fic again.
Focusing our attention back to the figures, they still had a maniacal smile on each of their faces making one wonder if it would ever wipe off. Anyway, the figures were vastly different. In fact, the only similarity they had with each other was that they were evil and they shared the same voice actor, Ted Lewis. *
Upon getting a closer look at the two there was one who stood out. He was more then half the other's size and had bright blonde hair that penetrated the dark. What was weirder was that Yuugi still had his school uniform and tennis shoes on for some odd reason.
Giovanni glanced down (still smiling!) at his young apprentice. Yes, this one was much better then that Ketchum kid.
"So, little Yuugi. Where shall we rain terror today?"
Yuugi quit smiling maniacally and started smiling sickeningly cute. " I want to got to the fair today! I wanna blow up the farris wheel! The Earth has no need for things like those…"**
Giovanni looked at his pupil quite strangely, but did not press the subject.
Mai Valentine walked through the pathways of the county fair. She didn't know what county it was. All she cared about was that fact that Joseph Wheeler lived here and knowing his sister, they'd both be here. She wanted to pay him back for what he'd done to her and she vowed to herself that she'd get him good. Sure, he did many good and bad things to her in the past, but she wanted to make sure he knew how she felt about it all. Whether he liked it or not.
"Mai, it's quite a pleasure seeing you here."
Mai turned around to see Bakura and his evil aibou in tow.
"That other half of yours still insane?"
"Yup." At the moment Bakura was hugging his dead puppy. Petting it as if it were alive. "So what are you doing here?" he asked in his large English accent.
"I heard that Joseph was going to be here and I wanted to give him something. How about you?"
"Well, I was getting bored and my dark and insane twin isn't really helping much. Lately, I've been trying to figure out if the mysteries of 'The Mummy' actually exist. I'm getting really close to proving it is. I've found The Book of the Dead and The Book of the Living, but if I can find Imohotep's burial site I'll be regarded in the history books as the greatest archeologist in history! Pyramids Magazine will put me on the front cover!"
"You're crazy. Maybe as bad as your twin over there."
"Sure, you all ridicule me now! But you just wait! I'll prove you all wrong!!!"
"Cut it out, Ryou. You're making half the park stare at us and you 'dark twin' is attracting the other half."
Apparently, Bakura had decided that it would be fun to share his puppy's happiness with everyone. The half rotted and very dead puppy's happiness, that is.
"Oh no! YAMI!"
"All right everyone. Remember, your job as anime women today is to recruit as many other women to our group as possible. Everyone understand?"
T'ea looked out proudly at her group. They were ranged from veterans to novices on their first mission. However, the women's names will not be mentioned for two reasons. One: I'm lazy and two: it keeps the suspense up.
"Ready women? Commence mission!" With that, all the women went out to recruit more members to the Anime Women Torture the Anime Guys Society. But, before they could get far, the 'enemy' appeared.
"T'ea Gardener…"
"Tristan Taylor…"
"What are you doing here T'ea? Putting fear into the hearts of innocent men?"
"Unfortunately, no. Our purpose here is to recruit as many members as possible."
"Strange, that's our objective too. Say T'ea, why don't you and I make a little bet to see who can recruit the most members to their own society? Whoever wins gets to pick a person from the opposite organization and force them to join the other side. How about it?"
"Your challenge is accepted. You'd better be ready to join the girls, Tristan."
"No, you'd better be ready to join us, T'ea."
"We'll just see about that…"
"Yami, let's go through the tunnel of love together."
"…No."
"Please?"
"No, now let go of my arm."
"Oh, please, Yami. Just this once?"
"Quit playing with my hair and for the final time, NO!"
Misty growled. Because of Brock and her's Pokemon lineage, it was taking a large amount of time to get to Cerulean City. It also made them stop at every singe tourist attraction in sight. Including this fair.
Brock had left them to do him normal search for females, which left Yami to look out for himself against Misty. It was a battle of wills and it was dead even between the two. The King of Games had finally met his match.
"Hey Yami!"
Yami halted. He hadn't heard * that * voice since the tournament.
"Joey…" he croaked. Yami was extremely happy to see Joey after all these months. Traveling around the country with Misty and Brock had been getting to his head. Just hearing a normal voice for once made him a very happy semi-evil spirit.
"Yami, it's great to see ya! My sister has been driving me crazy and I haven't seen anyone from the old gang in almost a year!"
"I know it's hard Joey, I'm equally glad to see you."
Both boys heard a loud cough from behind them.
"Is there something I'm missing?" asked Misty slightly annoyed. Before she could get an answer, Serenity came up to them.
"Where have you been big brother? I had to walk all the way over here only to find you chatting away with a little insignificant speck you call a friend. My feet are highly sensitive to the ground, Joseph."
Joey sighed and put his sister on his back. "We're heading over to the roller coaster. You want to come too?" Without answering, Yami grabbed Misty' s arm and started heading off towards the roller coaster.
"… So, what's your name?"
"… My name is Domon Kasshu. How about you, stranger?"
"… I have no name. If you must call me something, call me No-name."
"Okay…"
"Do you consider yourself to have spiky hair?"
Now for the girls of Gundam series…
"But… why would you want to torture anime guys? It's not peaceful, Rain."
"There was never an anime guy who didn't deserve to be tortured. That's our motto."
"Well, but hatred will only bring about more hatred!"
"Ummm, what did you say you name was again?"
"Relena. Relena Peacecraft."
DBZ…
"Hi Brolli! Do you want to join the Anime Men with Spiky Hair Society?!"
"Kakarot…"
Girls…
"You! Over there!" screamed Bulma.
"Me?" asked Videl
"Yes, you. You are now a member of the Anime Women Torture the Anime Guys Society. Welcome."
"But, what if I don't want to join?"
"I'd like you to meet my friend, Chi-Chi. She has with her, a frying pan…"
Mon Collie Knights…
Over in a secluded portion of the fair, Prince Exentro lay on a lawn chair, reading a magazine. All of a sudden a shadow was overcast upon him. He looked up. "Get away, brat. We're not even in Mon World." Mondo continued to stand there.
"Sit still, Exentro. I'm going to make your hair spiky…"
Girls…
"… And that's the whole story, so do you two want to join?" Gluko smiled and kept it glued on her face. Batch just sat there and listened to Rockna's story.
"So," said Batch," if we join we'll be taught how to deal with men and never be on the wrong side of the 'food chain' again?"
"That's right," said Rockna.
"Sounds cool. I'll join."
"Great! How about you, Gluko?"
"Oh, I'll already a member. The reason I act stupid all the time is to annoy Prince Excentro…"
For Yu-Gi-Oh… and continuing the fanfic.
"Bakura!" Both twins turned at the sound of their name. 'Normal' Bakura, Ryou, answered the call.
"Tristan? I haven't seen you in a while. What brings you here?"
"I'm recruiting men for our organization. It's called the Anime Men with Spiky Hair Society. Would you like to join?"
"Can my puppy friend join?" asked Yami Bakura. The other three present looked oddly at the aibou of the paranormal freak.
"No," said Tristan, "It doesn't have spiky hair and it's a dog, not a guy." The next events happened a little too quickly. First, Bakura started to swell up with tears. Then T'ea joined them and tried to recruit Mai, but didn't succeed. Then, as quickly as the tears had come to Bakura, they left and Bakura responded with the happiest "Okay!" that the group had ever heard.
The next event came with much rejoicing. "Yami, look! There they are!" Mai's ears perked up. It was Joey. The time for him to pay was coming soon. With Joey was his sister, Yami-formally Yami Yuugi- and some red-haired girl who looked very angry.
After introductions everyone was happy. Everyone was almost together. We had Yami, both Bakuras, Mai, Tristan, Te'a, Joey, his sister and Misty. However, one person from the original group was missing… Yuugi.
"What ever happened to Yuugi, anyway?" asked Joey. Of course, no one knew the answer. Suddenly, a voice came out of the shadows.
"I'll tell you what happened to Yuugi. But none of you will live to tell about it…"
To be continued…
*= Ted Lewis really does do the voices for Yuugi and Giovanni. He also did the voice for Tracey during the Orange Island series.
**= Any Gundam Wing fans out there? It's a revision of Quatre's line when he went insane. He's looking at an amusement park and says, "The colonies have no need for things like these…" or something to that extent.
From the desk of Unrealistic…
I decided to make the sequel into two chapters. It may take a while to write though. I know what's going to happen, it's just that right now I'm in my first week of being a freshman in high school and I have a bad feeling about homework…
Funny thing about my science and algebra teachers, though. They have this prank war going on over the years. This is their third year at it… pray for me.
Until Next Time,
Unrealistic :-)
P.S.: Yami-chan and I still haven't found Yuugi and the gang at school! We're freshman! Oh, and any guesses on what Mai wants with Joey? It'll hopefully surprise you. You have until next chapter to guess and to guess what cartoon character I modeled Ryou Bakura after.