Its been eight years since weirdmogedin and dipper is coming back to gravity falls at last. he has many unanswered questions. and Grunkle Stan seems to be acting odd. last but not least his love life is still horrible
/Dipper pines prospective/
Eight years away from Gravity Falls, and i haven't had any contact with ether of my Great uncles in seven years. Last i heard from them was my fourteenth birthday when we got a post card from Iceland. Now I'm twenty-one and sitting on a bus with my twin sister on the way to Gravity Falls. Post card in my hands I smiled. My Grunkles had invited asked us to meet them back in Gravity Falls. Mabel had fell asleep on my shoulder with her pet pig waddles in her lap. it is amazing that pig is still alive hes about ten years old. between being two years above the average life expectancy for pigs and Mabel forgetting to feed him every once and awhile that pig should be long gone... maybe its because he's from Gravity Falls... the bus stopped and the bus driver looked back at us "Gravity Falls!" he glared at waddles while i poked Mabel awake "common Mabel we're here." she yawned "Am I in Mabel land yet?" she asked groggily "thank god we're not" I responded with the memory of bills trap destined for Mabel in mind "this is Gravity Falls hometown for your anomaly pig." i poked her face again and she bounced up "EVEN BETTER!" Waddles fell to the floor with a surprised squeal. "you kids getting off or what?" the bus driver complained and we scurried off the buss to see a car with a license plate that read 'stnlymbl' driving at us at alarming speeds. "Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Ford!" Mabel squealed and the car skidded to a halt miraculously not hitting us.
A horrified man in rounded glasses and a trench coat who looks as if he hasn't aged a day since i last saw him stepped out of passenger side of the car "Next time i drive Stanley!" he told his twin brother. Mabel squealed and hugged our Grunkle Ford almost knocking him down. "Not a chance Pointdexter! There is no way I'm letting you drive MY car!" another old man in a suit came and square glasses came out of the drivers side. Mabel Immediately let go of Ford and hugged Stan also almost knocking him down. Waddles ran and stared to chew on Grunkle Stan's pant leg "OHMYGOSHIMISSEDYOUTWOSOMUCH! WHEN DIP-DIP SHOWED ME THE POST CARD I SCREAMED AND SCARED THE NEIGHBORS SO BAD SOMEBODY CALLED THE POLICE! AND WADDLES IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! ALSO I MADE YOU GUYS SO MAY SWEATERS! LIKE A MILLION! BUT WADDLES ATE SOME BECAUSE HE MISS YOU SO MUCH HE COULDN'T STAND SEE ANYTHING THAT REMINDED HIM OF YOU!" Mabel started to ramble on while yelling
"I'm happy to see you kids to." Grunkle Stan smiled and I noticed he was tearing up. I looked at Grunkle Ford who was chuckling "I see Mabel hasn't changed one bit. besides her physical appearance she is the exact same." he smiled at me. "GRUNKLE STAN!" Mabel yelled panicked gaining our attention. Stan had passed out and Mabel was trying her best to keep him from falling. Ford and I ran to help.
^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~time skip brought to you by Bill^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
we had brought Stanley to a house the he bought since the gave the shack to Soos. The place was out in the woods not far from the shack in fact. It was basically a exact replica just with no sign on top. There was no real reason for him to pass out me and Ford kept looking him over to try and find the cause of his sudden fainting. Mabel was in the other room making tea. there was none that we could find. sitting in the living room checking our notes on Grunkle Stan's health a girl who looked to be my age with curly bright yellow hair covering half her face came down the stairs and just strode into the room. "woah what the hell happened to Stan?" she said eyeing me. "he just fainted trying to find the reason." Ford respond not really focused on her. she took one long look at Stan and her pupils (at least the one i could see) started to turn into vertical slits and her whole eyeball seemed to glow. her eyes reminded me of bills eye so i did the first thing i could and tackled her down or rather tried to... she just side-stepped out of my way "dude that's not cool" she said rather calmly.
Ford looked up hearing the sound of me falling on my face. "Dipper are you ok?" he asked me walking over "I was going to tell you, but Stanley passed out. This is Alexis my testsubj-" "ASSISTANT!" Alexis cut him off "I am your assistant." she continued to look at Stan with her eyes glowing. "yes... 'assistant'... well I found her in the woods a few year ago and she gain my trust so i'm letting her stay here in exchange for help around the lab" he explained to me. "not to mention the thing i do around the house! you two could pick up after yourselves and this place would be spotless! instead the kitchen smells awful y'all's rooms are a mess and the dining room is full of car-" she stopped complaining all of a sudden and gasped "Eloo!" she muttered under the breath "eloo?" I asked and she gave me the worst glare
"Eloo lv edfn!" she said to Ford very panicked. "take a breath Alexis then talk." Ford looked at her seriously and she took a deep breath. "Bill was Stanley's mind he has been fighting him for a few years, and Bill just escaped!" she looked at me "Pine Tree go grab Shooting Star and get out there and find the others of the zodiac me and Six Fingers will heal Pac-man." she said sternly her eye aglow "How do you even know?" i didn't really trust this girl "Because i scanned his mind. i can't read thoughts or anything but i can check to see what you know but gain no knowledge on the subject. its a cool trick i picked up but that is besides the point where is Glasses, Ice, Broken Heart, Question Mark, Lama, and Pentagram! We NEED to rid of Bill before he find his physical form!" Ford gave me a nod and I ran to get Mabel
CHAPTER END!
hello i made this a while back, and i still dunno what i'm doing, but i'm trying!
i have a quotev as well .KatyStalk