I Can Win Any Guy Over
A/N: This is OLD shit XD
I've decided this will be the place for any random little things I write for pairings etc I don't usually write for. Like Crenny, because I don't usually read Crenny. I just don't :P So anyway, enjoy. Note: my story 'Are You Okay Damien?' which was obviously a crack-pairing-oneshot, will be moved here eventually. Sometime. Whenever XD
Warnings: Swearing.
Disclaimer: I don't own this program, or its characters! I own a guinea pig called Disco, and I decided his middle name was Stripes hehe ^^
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"Hey Craig!"
Craig turned when his name was called. Kenny McCormick was walking joyfully over, a skip in his step. Everyone knew that walk – it meant Kenny was on a mission, and Craig was desperately hoping it wouldn't involve him.
"So, bestest buddy of mine..." Kenny plonked himself next to Craig. "What you up to?"
"Sitting on a park bench, smoking. What does it look like, fucktard." The noirette rolled his eyes. Kenny giggled and scooted closer. Craig frowned, and moved over. Kenny followed him.
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"
"I can't sit next to my bestest buddy?" Kenny made a puppy-dog face, eyes wide and sad. Craig turned his own eyes away quickly. What the girls said was true – Kenny's eyes had the power to overcome even the straightest of guys. And Craig wasn't exactly straight as straight.
"Since when were we bestest buddies anyway McCormick?" he huffed, taking a drag of his cigarette in what he hoped was a casual fashion.
"Well, Tucker, I haven't seen you in a while. Being dead and all." The blonde avoided the question, turning the subject to something else.
"Yeah well, be more careful." Craig retorted shortly.
"N'aw, does the big, bad Craig possibly CARE about me?" Kenny teased Craig, batting the pom-pom on his hat and smiling. Again, Kenny scooted up to Craig.
"Okay, that is getting seriously annoying." The raven haired boy shoved the other boy away roughly. Kenny just sprung back up, like he always did.
"Craig you are such a killjoy." The cheeky blonde laughed, before sitting forcefully down beside him. Craig had just tossed his cigarette away when Kenny shoved him off the end of the bench, then kneeled over him.
"McCormick, let me up or I swear I will..." Craig's threat was cut off by a pair of lips. He lay, paralyzed with shock, before Kenny stood up and walked away, waving.
"That's five bucks you owe me. Told you I could win any guy over." He called over his shoulder.
"You are such a whore McCormick!" Craig yelled from the ground.
"See you tomorrow. That's when the real fun begins." Kenny winked, and disappeared.
"Goddamn you McCormick." Craig muttered, before lying back down on the ground.
He raised a hand to his lips, and again cursed the handsome blonde who had, for sure, won his heart over.
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A/N: Words: 394
Well this was the randomest of randomosities. I just... saw a YouTube vid with a Crenny picture in it, I believe it was Craig about to take Stripe out of his cage, Kenny holding onto his waist, and Craig looked rather pissed off. I thought their relationship would be Kenny teasing and Craig getting generally pissed at him, and... yeah, I'll shush now.