Rated M for sex sitches, language, and violence. I make no profit.I encourage helpful critazation.
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A Vampire Story
Some people say vampires are just mindless blood-sucking Monsters who subdue people so they can get their blood and fulfill their sexual urges. That is not all true. Some vampires are friendly, nice, and popular. How do I know this you might ask. Well, I am one. My name is Kim Possible. I know, shocking isn't it? Well I remember once when my popularity got me in to trouble with the law and my love life. Do you want to hear my story? Good, come closer, I won't bite.
It all started at none other than Middleton High School in Middleton, CO on a sunny day. Ron Stoppable (my boyfriend and best friend) and I were walking together on our way to Latin 101. It was our last class so I suggested that we just go to my house. Ron immediately disagreed. "No way Kim you know it's against the rules."
"Fuck the rules Ron, we never have any fun! You're always following the rules. Why can't we have sex Ron? Is there another woman?" I asked him, my thoughts were racing with all these bad thoughts. "No." Ron replied. "Then what is it Ron am I not pleasing you? Please tell me because your starting to hurt my feelings!" "Kim, calm down, I love you and want to wait till we are ready." "I AM READY RON! WHAT DO YOU NEEEED A HUGE SIGN OVER MY DAMN HEAD! I HAVE BEEN DROPPING HINTS ALL YEAR!" "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me. It's just that I'm scared." "R- Ron are you afraid of me?"
I was shattered. "Ron how…" sob, "Ronald Stoppable are you afraid I'm going to… bite you?" "Don't get mad Kim it's just that I've been doing some research and it says that Vampires male and female can get urges to bite their partner when having sex."
"But Ron I won't bite you please if I do get the urge to bite I will have pillow with me." "Alright Kim lets go."
Later in my room…
"Ron are you going to take your clothes off or what." I asked Ron. "Yes, Kim I'm just getting ready." Ron told me from behind a screen.
Then he stepped out completely nude. He was surprisingly strong for the loser with only two friends as everyone thought he was. I was shaken out of my trance by Ron getting under the covers.
Ron just settled in when I jumped at him hungry for sex. I was dyeing to do this for years. Ron responded by cupping my left breast and gently grazing my right one with his teeth. I hissed with pleasure. He then ventured down her chest to stomach with his tongue. "Me likes what me sees," Ron said "Ron come on get with it! My parents will be home soon." As if on command Ron placed himself inside me. Wave after wave of pleasure came over me as Ron made short jerks in and out. "OHHHHHH! Ron… harder… HARder. Please Ron just… WAH OUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHH!" A humongous wave of pain struck my body as my barrier was mutilated.
"Kim! Are you okay! Came a voice from downstairs. "Oh no ,Kim, it's your mom." Ron said just as I felt a hot fluid emit from Ron's meat and two veg.
"KIMBERLY ANNEGUILA POSSIBLE! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN FRONT OF A BOY, EVEN RON!" "But mom you know I get urges I needed to have sex or I felt like I was gonna die. I didn't want to use Pandaroo again. "Well you should have called me and I would have gotten a condom."
Not what I expected to hear. I mean one min. I hear not to have sex at all and now I hear my mom is talking about her buying Ron a condom. Come back tomorrow and I'll tell you more now get before I bite you. SHOO!