I DO NOT OWN DRAGON BALL Z Chapter 1: In the beginning
Bardock's group was celebrating conquering a planet, they started to sit around a circle and started to talk...
"He he, Bardock! we should do this more often and make this our ush (short for usual),"said Tora.
"Ha ha, yah!" chuckled Bardock. Suddenly Bardock heard a voice in his scouter.
"Grrrrrr! What is it now! Hello?
"Hello, this is Planthorr, I have important new-"
"Oh oh wait! Let me put it on speaker!" Bardock struggles to put his scouter off his face and failed to put it on speaker.
"Grrrrrr! This thing is out dated and retarded! I didn't even bring the manual!" shouted Bardock.
"Bardock, you just got that yesterday!" Fasha said.
"FUCK YOU BITCH, TORA PUT IT ON SPEAKER!", grouched Bardock. After Tora helped him, Bardock went back to Planthorr.
"So whats the big news anyway, did Frieza died *laughter in the background* ha ha ha ha HURRY IT UP COULD YOU, WE HAVE ANOTHER MISSION IN AN HOUR!"
"In an hour! Im afraid you guys have to cancel that missio-"
"Cancel that mission? Frieza himself requested that mission! Do you kow what he's going to do to me and my crew? He's going to kill us!"
"But Bardock! It's very important!"
"Ok, fine... what is it?"
"Your wife is giving birth to your new born son in an hour."
"WHAT! My wife was pregnant! AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN TOLD ME!" he shouted angerly.
*whistles, claps, and "woo yah!" came out of Bardocks comrades*
"Whoa! Bardock, we never knew you had it in you!" said Shugesh.
"Oh shut up!" He pouted and then began to blush.
"Bardock, go to Planet Vegeta right away! Your wife is PMSing and giving me a headache! *Malaka screaming in the background "Get way from me YOU CRAZY BITCH! Bardock's wife: "What did you call me?"
"But what are we going to do with our mission we have to go to?"
"Oh i'll just send your older brother to do the mission for you... he looks just like you and his team looks just like your team... he wouldn't know the difference."
"Well he is more stronger than i am and we were going to do a level 1 elite mission...so ok. Thank you! Let's go!" Planthorr hanged up.
Meanwhile...
King Veldock Vegeta was waiting in the hostipal's waiting room.^Where's a god damn nurse when you need one!^ Suddenly a male nurse came out.
"King Vegeta! It brings me great joy and honor to tell you that your wife is giving birth in an hour!"
"IN AN HOUR! If I wait here any longer i would kill the first male nurse i see! Starting now!" King Vegeta stared and the scared RN. The nurse flinch and ran away.
"DAMN RIGHT RUN AWAY! Ha ha ha ha!"
to be continued...
Well this is my first fanfic so be nice :) if you hate it dont comment if you do please comment :)... Chapter 2 will be up in today, next week, or whenever I feel like it... If you have any suggestions i would happy to hear some...