Madness in the Streets

"Where are we?", Jack asked the Doctor, as the Tardis had landed.

"I don´t know, lets go outside and see!" he took his brown trenchcoat and opened the door. "What-"

They both stopped immediately and looked around in shock. All people they could see were screaming or crying or laughing maniacly! Some even rolled on the floor, muttering things under their breath.

"Doctor, whar IS this?!"

"I have no idea.", the brown haired man said. He walked up to a teenage girl, that clutched a blue scarf and looked at him with empty eyes.

"What happened to you?", the Doctor asked worried.

Her eyes darted from him to Jack Harkness and she screamed.

"What happened?", she cried in a high-pitched voice. "Don´t you ever watch TV?!"

Then the girl ran away, screaming again.

Jack looked at his friend. "What the hell?!"

"We should look the date up", the Doctor stated. He grabbed a newspaper from a dustbin and searched for the day. "Its December 23rd, 2050. We are in London… Do you think it´s an alien invasion?"

"I don´t know…It looked to me as if everyone just lost their mind…"

He followed a young man in a long blue coat, who whispered "the game is on the game is on, johnlock still isnt canon, the game is on, come watson we need to hurry, Season five is not over yet"

"What does that mean?", the Captain asked. "The game is on? Johnlock?"

"Oh my god…", the Doctor suddenly had an idea. But no, this couldn´t be…it was impossible…the last season had aired in 2017…such a long time between them?

"Sherlock", he said. One word and Jack knew what he meant.

"Oh, I remember! The show that caused trouble last time?"

The time lord nodded. "Well, in this case we either leave them alone or-" he made a dramatic pause. "We find Steven Moffat."

In this moment another young girl ran to them, stopped, said "Almost Hiatus, Hiatus, HiaTUS, HIATUS!" and went away again.

"This is obviously too much for these people. We must do something before the first one die because of shock!"

The two friend started running until they saw a big building with the sign "BBC ONE" on it. They opened the door and went in.

"There he is!", Jack shouted. "Steven Moffat, stop, you creature of hell!"

"John? David? What are you doing here? Doctor Who is on for March!"

"What are you talking about, evil man!" , Jack grabbed Moffat by the arm and the three went into a room so one could overhear them.

"You must stop this madness.", the Doctor said. "People are dying."
Steven Moffat started laughing. His eyes went from the normal brown to a terrifying red, his skin morphed and he slowly turned into a well-known monster.

The Supernatural fandom burst through the door and brought a relevant gif.

"You have been Satan all along!", the Doctor shouted and took out his sonic screwdriver.

"Yes and if you tell anyone, Doctor, I´m going to use my powers to kill youuuuuuu!"

"I saw in my near-death experiences!", Jack screamed in horror. "The man with the scrapbook!"

"Yessss", Satan Moffat hissed. "But now, be good, you two and leave me alone, let me rule my world!"

"We have no chance agains him! He´s too powerful! Jack, Supernatural Fandom, come on, RUN!"

With a laughing Satan Moffat behind them, they all left the room in a hurry, darted to the Tardis and flew away as fast as possible.

"That was close!" the Doctor panted, finally sitting down on the floor, shivering slightly.

From somewher in the Spaceship they heard a loud voice "JOHNLOCK ISNT CANON! SHERIARTY ISNT CANON! SHERLOLLY ISNT CANON! MYSTRADE ISNT CANON! HELP I`M DROWNING!"

"How did he get in here?!", the Doctor asked surprised and looked up to the the Supernatural Fandom bringing in another fitting gif.