Setting voldemort is in riddle manor alone and is singing to a very catchy yet slightly annoying American pop song harry manages to catch him out which results in a amusing battle of wits
Voldemort: i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth
Harry: um... you have no hair
Voldemort: You have no Parents
Harry: you have no nose
Voldemort:...um... Silence I KILL YOU!
Harry: hahahaha and now you ripping off a comedian god your lame
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Harry: Expeliarmus
Harry: Wow that was easier than your mom when she met Tom riddle...
Voldemort: POTTER!
Harry: Whatcha gunna do I have you wand!
Voldemort: Screw this where Cedric Diggory I will just kill him instead!
Voldemort walks out of the room in a huff while harry laughs at him
A/N if anyone can think of some great banter to add message it to me and I myt make more chapters….. go on press review you know you want to!