I read too much bad fanfiction. That's why I thought this was a good idea for a single second.

On day tere wuz a amanojakuui. It name wa Seiga Kishib. She wet around Gensokyuu and fliped thing, but un dya, she stoped.

"boku wa roshia" sed Seiga in the surprise. it were raymoo and marisa in teh forest KISING OMG ! !#!# !# !

they was the startled, but ten Seiga fliped raymoo and maed her backwerds so it wuz OK and nor surpising becos reasens!.

"tank oo" sed raymoo but Seiga was gone. she was flip to Usushyo!

ususuhyo wuz ded. but then seiga flip and Ututususususuuhuohoosuduho was ok. but then realise!

"eeeeeeeeee?" sed saiga who realized that she was beaning flipd but slow!

"Muaahaha!n am gilfred von amanananananjakoo and will flip you so u dont have powerz!"

" " sad Saga who fliped girlfred so he dint hav power and sega wasn't fliped.

":(" said gilfred. then he dead!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa day later.

"eh, maji easy modo?" sad seigawhen shye saw snae get deads.

"it is because I cant see with my long hare!" sanae said in a purty way and made seiga all blush.

so seiga ate her.

TEH NED!