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Zombie Shoes
By Yuki Snow and Silver Ganymede
It was a normal day for the girls and Kagura, Osaka and Tomo were sitting in the park. They were just lounging about, thinking their own thoughts, if indeed the Numbnuts could think about anything really, when Osaka piped up and revealed another weird theory to the world.
"Yanno, ah think Kagura's shoes are gonna take ovah the world," she said.
"Why's that? Aren't they just normal shoes?" Kagura asked as she shot a puzzled look at her shoes, which lay discarded on the grass next to her.
"Come on now Kagura, don't be dumb; you're shoes have been eaten by aliens or something. They have to be if Osaka's saying that," Tomo, the final Numbnut, spoke up, a smirk on her face.
"Eaten by aliens? What the hell are you guys talking about? They weren't eaten by aliens!" Kagura shot them a very puzzled look.
"Ah think the aliens musta hidden in Kagura's shoes and turned them into zompiahs!" Osaka gasped. "Zompiahs! Oh no! Kagura, we gotta get those shoes off of you right now!"
"Erm, Osaka, my shoes aren't even on my feet," Kagura sweatdropped.
"They aren't?" Tomo blinked. "Oh well..."
"Ah think Kagura's turned into a zompiah," Osaka said, shooting her friend a worried look.
"I thought Yomi was a vampire, not me," Kagura sighed.
"And I'm a vambie," Tomo grinned.
"You're also a complete moron, but what else is new?"
"Well of course I... hang on a minute! Who are you calling a moron? You're the real moron, you… moron!"
"That proves it. I am not a moron, and you are."
"Yanno moron means 'carrot' in Welsh," Osaka randomly stated.
"Yeah, of course we knew that," Kagura rolled her eyes.
"Ah wonder if the carrots are in league with the yakuza, plannin to take ovah the world with their orangeness…"
"The carrots couldn't be in league with the yakuza! They're on our side, remember and if they're on our side, it doesn't make a difference 'cause they would be taking over the world with us!" Tomo stated.
"That doesn't make any sense…"
"Yeah well neither do your zombified shoes, and they still want to eat us," Tomo shrugged.
"I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead and go to sleep now," Kagura groaned, trying to shut off the conversation behind her before her brain melted completely.