Hello all! Yes, another new fic! Don't kill me! This will be the only other update for this week as my life is a bit haywire at the moment!

TonyIAmAwesomeStark is: You'veBeenLoki'd

LokiofAsgard is: Myself

This will be joint updated with Gametime with Loki, which starts next week!

Enjoy, and hopefully leave a review! Pagebreaks make sure you can tell whether it's from Tony or Loki's P.O.V! There will be references to both of our fanfics! Kudos to those who notice!


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LokiofAsgard sent you a message:

Stark

What sort of username is that?


TonyIAmAwesomeStark sent you a message:

Well...Awesome is what I am, so I thought why the hell not?


Loki of Asgard Replied:

Your inflated ego amuses me, Stark.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

It should do. I AM awesome.


LokiofAsgard replied:

I have an Army...

Of fangirls.

That exceeds yours.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

And we have a spangly super soldier, a hammer weilding norse god, two assassins, me, who may I say is possibly the smartest, most handsome person on the entire earth, and a hulk. Your point is invalid reindeer games.


LokiofAsgard replied:

I have immense magical power, I am the top sorceror of Asgard. I could be your little 'team' a hundred times over.

Your argument is invalid,

Mr I slept with 12 playboy bunnies in one night.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Oh it was a hell of a lot more than 12 i'll have you know...

And I am Iron Man, your point is again...invalid.

Mr I am now in prison


LokiofAsgard replied:

Does know about this playboy bunny incident? I am sure she would be disgusted.

And I am no longer in prison.

My sorcery is unmatched, as is my wit and skill.

So there.

Puny mortal.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Yes she does know, in fact, she was a part of it. And actually you might want to rethink that wit and skill part, who has a tower with their name on? Oh yeeeh, not you! Who has a suit of armour which can shoot beams and fly? Oh yeeh, not you! Mr I'm adopted and I can't get over it so I try and destroy earth and get my ass epiclly kicked by the one and only Tony Stark.


LokiofAsgard replies:

You humans are so...infuriating.

Must I call on Fury and use my magic?

May I remind you of the incident where, under my control, he gave you a lapdance wearing a yellow stripper outfit?

Do you REALLY wish to experience that AGAIN?


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Oh god do not remind me of that event!

Oh- what about the time where I dunked you in fish guts and pink sparkles? You seemed to really love that!


LokiofAsgard replied:

I do remember the incident.

I shudder at the thought.

However, I do believe I scarred you. A lapdance from stripper Fury. Seeing Thor in his My Little Pony boxers.

Need I remind you of what I did to your so called awesome suit? Painted Barbie pink with Barbie and Ken on it?

Do you really wish for that to reoccur?


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TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

No, I do not wish for that to reocccur...Oh by the way, did I tell you that I have dyed your favourite cape pink? I don't suppose you've realised it yet.


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LokiofAsgard replied:

YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH, PUNY MORTAL!


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TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Shall I now? I might not tell you that I've switched yours and Thors bed sheets around...I'm afraid you have My little pony bed sheets now.


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LokiofAsgard replied:

Ha!

Your bedsheets have been used to tie stripper Fury to your bed!
Have fun, Stark.


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TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Have fun with Steve Rogers Loki, who is currently without clothes on your my little pony bed, here's a pic, thought you'd like it. Enjoy Loki!

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LokiofAsgard replied:

My room? I used an illusion to make you believe it is my room. In fact, you have just signed your own death warrant, as that is in fact Black Widow's room.

Enjoy.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

No - That is definately your room, Jarvis ran a check on the room before hand, I noticed it wasn't actually your room, and chucked Steve in your real room, which I know it was your real room because Jarvis checked it first, and Jarvis is never wrong, well...He wouldn't be...I created him


LokiofAsgard replied:

You believe you have outsmarted me, don't you mortal? This amuses me! In fact, I have hacked Jarvis, using illusions and spells to ensure you had no knowledge of this. You may want to run, you have a naked Steve and armed Natasha after you.


TonyIAmAwesomeStark replied:

Actually, they're after you, because you can't hack Jarvis, becasue it was a fake Jarvis that you hacked, not the real one, oh, and I kinda left a note on Hawkeyes door from you saying that you owe him a lapdance, I'm watching CCTV right now, he's running to your room kinda fast, might wanna lock your door Loki.


LokiofAsgard replied:

...

Damn.