Summary: Set in an AU universe where Kurt and Blaine have never met before. They're both apart of a gay support forum. The site has a 'chat now' button. The fanfic starts when they conveniently get each other in the chat. Written from Blaine's point of view when it's not IMing. porcelainbabyface is Kurt. youngburtreynolds is Blaine.
You are in a session with porcelainbabyface. Start your conversation now!
{youngburtreynolds 4:45pm} Hello.
{porcelainbabyface 4:46pm} Hi.
{youngburtreynolds 4:48pm} That's an interesting screen name you've got there.
{porcelainbabyface 4:49pm} I could say the same for you.
{youngburtreynolds 4:49pm} I think porcelainbabyface is a tad bit more interesting than youngburtreynolds.
{porcelainbabyface 4:50pm} In my defense, I didn't make my username. My friends forced me into making one, and they named it for me. I'm well aware of how ridiculous it is.
{youngburtreynolds 4:51pm} Why, if I may ask, did they force you into making one?
{porcelainbabyface 4:52pm} Apparently I've been "cramping their style" with how much of a "Debbie downer" I've been. I've also been told I'm becoming more boring by the minute.
{youngburtreynolds 4:52pm} You don't sound boring to me.
{porcelainbabyface 4:53pm} ... We've been talking for less than 10 minutes.
{youngburtreynolds 4:54pm} And you haven't bored me yet. Congratulations. I have a terrible attention span, you should feel special.
{porcelainbabyface 4:54pm} Do I get an award for that?
{youngburtreynolds 4:56pm} Oh man, you should.
{porcelainbabyface 4:57pm} So... That's a no?
{youngburtreynolds 4:58pm} I regret to inform you that I don't have an award for you. However, I can verbally praise you.
{porcelainbabyface 4:58pm} That's not nearly as nice.
{youngburtreynolds 5:00pm} Now that's a low blow.
{porcelainbabyface 5:01pm} Get used to it. :)
{youngburtreynolds 5:01pm} Are you implying we're going to continue talking after this session?
{porcelainbabyface 5:02pm} Who knows?
{youngburtreynolds 5:03pm} What if I don't want to?
{porcelainbabyface 5:05pm} Don't lie to yourself.
{youngburtreynolds 5:07pm} Someone's a little sure of themselves.
{porcelainbabyface 5:07pm} At least I'm not a young Burt Reynolds.
{youngburtreynolds 5:09pm} At least I don't have a porcelain baby face.
{porcelainbabyface 5:10pm} ...Touche.
{youngburtreynolds 5:11pm} When I think of your screen name, I picture a baby statue, like the ones that are on fancy fountains and the water is coming out like they're peeing.
{porcelainbabyface 5:14pm} How old are you, exactly?
{youngburtreynolds 5:15pm} That depends, how old do you think I am?
{porcelainbabyface 5:16pm} Twelve.
{youngburtreynolds 5:17pm} Ooh. Another low blow. Also, that was a quick guess, were you thinking that from the beginning?
{porcelainbabyface 5:19pm} -shrug-
{youngburtreynolds 5:20pm} Don't '-shrug-' me, porcelain. Would a twelve year old even really know who Burt Reynolds is?
{porcelainbabyface 5:20pm} That's a good point.
{youngburtreynolds 5:21pm} So guess again.
{porcelainbabyface 5:22pm} Uhh... Seventeen?
{youngburtreynolds 5:23pm} Closer, but no.
{porcelainbabyface 5:23pm} Eighteen?
{youngburtreynolds 5:24pm} Are you even thinking about how old I may be, or are you just throwing random ages out there?
{porcelainbabyface 5:25pm} A little of both.
{youngburtreynolds 5:26pm} Put some thought into it, if you will.
{porcelainbabyface 5:27pm} My brain is all fried out.
{youngburtreynolds 5:27pm} From what?
{porcelainbabyface 5:29pm} Class.
{youngburtreynolds 5:30pm} Nineteen.
{porcelainbabyface 5:30pm} What?
{youngburtreynolds 5:31pm} I'm nineteen.
{porcelainbabyface 5:34pm} Oh. You don't act a day over twelve.
{youngburtreynolds 5:36pm} I think I should be offended rather than complimented by that comment.
{porcelainbabyface 5:37pm} Don't be so hard on yourself.
{youngburtreynolds 5:37pm} If you say so. How old are you, then?
{porcelainbabyface 5:39pm} What if I don't tell you?
{youngburtreynolds 5:40pm} Now that's just cruel. You know my age, so I should be allowed to know yours.
{porcelainbabyface 5:44pm} Oops. I have to go. Bye nineteen year old Burt Reynolds! I'll IM you again soon!
{youngburtreynolds 5:44pm} You're joking. You can't just leave in the middle of a conversation.
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{youngburtreynolds 5:45pm} You suck.
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