(Disclaimer): This was created from the combine mind power of myself and three of my friends. 2:00am is such a fun time, especially if frequent exposure to sugar is involved. Naturally, none of us own anything from Kingdom Hearts.
(A/N): Ever wonder who took the pictures in the albums of the journal? We decided it wasn't the cricket. This goes in chronological order as best as memory serves. And each little segment is titled for the picture that was taken. (In case you couldn't guess) So for the full effect one might want to refresh their memory of the photos in question, but I've tried to make it to where it isn't necessary.
"Alright, you all know what you are to do. We shall waist no more time."
"But Xemnas! What can I do?" Axel broke in before the remaining members of Organization XIII could disperse.
Luxord sighed and leaned over to whisper into his superior's ear, "Just make it something simple, even pointless if it keeps him out of our hair."
Xemnas nodded knowingly. "Here Axel, if you're so desperate to help, take this camera and follow Sora. It might be of assistance. But try not to be too conspicuous."
Awakening
Hmm this is easy enough. Look there's the little soul stealer now. Poor Roxas is trapped in him. Stupid little twit! Dancing around like a fool. CLICK
The King's Teacher
I can't believe Mr. Too-tight-clothing walked all the way up those stairs. Well, I guess it's not like he can teleport. Still, I'd like to see him walking Castle Oblivion's stairs in his current wedgie. Nope. He would not make it.
Seems even the creepy old guy thinks his cloths are way too small! Look at that facial expression! He seems pissed even. CLICK
I wonder why they haven't noticed me yet. Well I'm not going to press my luck and I'm just going to go wait for what's his face on the next world. No need to wait time around here. These people are boring as all get out anyway.
The Committee
Ha! I knew I'd beat Sora here. Huh, this chick is just letting me into their base... This could prove useful. CLICK "Um, I was never here okay?"
"Sure, I guess you have your reasons. But do you not want to stay for a cup of tea or something?" Aerith asked sweetly.
"No thanks. And remember, you didn't see me. Got it memorized?"
"Yeah what ever ya li'l prick. If ya ain't stayin' then get!" Cid said becoming annoyed.
Organization XIII
We always look so intimidating. But does Xemnas have to be so dramatic? Does he have to lift his hands while trying to be evil? Never hurts to drive a point home. CLICK
The Journey Begins
Oh my gosh! When did he change cloths? Why didn't I notice? Oh…shiny. What's he doing with the key blade? It's like a giant glow-stick. Judging by Sora's face, it looks like the key finally got heavy. How is it that big and not heavy? CLICK
Reunion with Beast
Wouldn't you know it? The only other person in this huge castle is a hippie monster. I mean flowers are cool and all and I'll admit I've never seen one glowing... but this guy just screams obsessed. Who encases their flowers like that? CLICK
"Who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm just leaving."
The Castle Secret
Looks like I was wrong about the number of inhabitants. It just went from two to six. I wonder though, do cups, candles, and clocks really count? CLICK
"What was that flash?" Sora asked looking up quickly.
"Oui! I saw it as well!" Lumiar exclaimed.
I love being able to portal away quickly. And Xemnas was afraid I'd be too conspicuous.
The Beast Deceived
Xaldin looks better when his face isn't showing. CLICK
"Axel, what are you doing here? I thought you were told to follow Sora."
"Yeah, well, he's boring. All he does is talk and state the obvious over and over again."
"If you two don't get out of my castle I'm going to rip out your lungs." The beast threatened.
Ballroom Battle
Man, how ugly is this sucker? No doubt even Sora can beat it. Its weighed down by chains for crying out loud! It beats itself. I wonder…bad dominatrix experience?CLICK
Mushu and Ping
And I thought the last world was a little back water. Take a look at this place! Axel looked over the newest world with slight disinterest. Then he turned his attention back to the girl who unknowingly stood near his hiding spot in the bushes.
I wonder what the fascination with dressing like the opposite gender is? Here I was believing it was only Marluxia and Vexen who were into that. Well, here is proof they're not.CLICK
Avalanche!
And I thought Xigbar had bad aim! I mean, I can see not hiting the one you were aiming for but to hit the mountain? What did she sneeze at the last second? Great... the idiot has caused an avalanche! Wait… ooooh. CLICK
Mulan Revealed
Who couldn't tell she wasn't a man? I mean there only seems to be about twenty people on this world. It shouldn't be that difficult. 'Hey... wasn't there a girl somewhere around here at one point?And who's the new guy?!'
One would think this Captain Shang dude would be a little more dramatic. He looks like he would be. A nice, 'What? You're a woman! Bitch!' followed by a slap to the face would be nice. Not to mention funny! CLICK
China's Bravest
She saves their corpses and all she gets is a sword? Come on! With Sora's help she showed that twelve man army up easily. I'd be demanding the city or something. Lord, money would be nice too. She already has a sword. CLICK
Speaking of said army, they're doing a good job at giving the illusion of 100 people. Yep, anyone can see that ninety-seven percent of that crowd is a cardboard cut out.
Extra: China wanted to make Mulan feel /really/ speacial so they made it seem as if there were a lot of people there to cheer her on. The army spent hours making those cut outs. Then when the ceremony came they had a few people in back cupping their mouths and yelling hoarsely to give the illusion of a crowd yelling. They had a few more men taking turns running around and jumping up here and there to give the audience a little more of a life like appearance.
(A/N): I know my writing style is weird in this but I like to mix it up form time to time. The next chapter will have more of the worlds. Until then!
