Sniper was sliding across the floor, as per usual. When suddenly Medic came along, and was rude to slides across him! Sniper was outraged and expanded his head many times it's original size. With that, he devised a plan to the unaware Medic, he placed a Sandvich inside his mouth.
Medic, being the scarily hungry man he is, lunged at the bait, and was devoured by the Sniper. Satisfied, Sniper momentarily shrunk his head and flund his limbs about in victory. Little did he know, he was being observed by the endangered Spy crab!
Sniper then began to do what he had originally planned, which was to slide across the floor. As he was doing such a thing, he smelt the air. The combination of oil and bacon had came to one conclusion, the Engineer was around. Gaining a relatively preverted smile, Sniper slid to his chosen destination.
Meanwhile at Gravelpit...
Engineer was calmly sitting on his beloved dispenser, ready to devour any Spies that would be so foolish as to sap his cuboid health and ammunition supplier. His content smile was what kept the Demomen away.
Suddenly without warning, the Sniper appeared! Engineer saw no issue with this, and simply stared at him with a cheerful grin. Sniper's face however, was filled with menace.
"Gravy!" Sniper inquired.
"Gravy." Engineer responded.
"Gravy!" The Australian countered.
"Gravy." Engineer explained.
"Gravy!"
"Gravy."
"Gravy!"
"Gravy."
"Gravy!"
Suddenly Engineer felt the malice eminating from the Sniper, and made a warning "GOTTAM" To keep him at bay.
Sniper then edged closer and looked deeply into Engineer's eyes. Then spoke.
"Grav-"
All of a sudden, Engineer yelled and threw him off the tower he was on! When Sniper hit the floor, Demoman roared in laughter and quickly claimed him, then took him back to his lair.
Like my summary describes, if this actually gets reviews, i'll devour my own noggin.