KRAZY KHURA'IN ADVENTURES
NONCANON DLC
APOLLO JUSTICE: TURNABOUT DLC COSTUMES
one day apollo justice was at the office with his pals datz arebel and ahlbi ur'gaid
"oi pollo wheres the wardrobe im tired of wearin these clothes" said datz
"sorry dats we dont have one" said apollo
"o come on why do we always wear the same thing evry day we should change are clothes" said ahlbi
just then A MAN CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND PICKED UP APOLLO DATZ AND AHLBI AND TOOK EM AWAY
===IN THE DUNGEON===
apollo woke up in darkness with dats next to him
"wtf happened" said apollo
"idk polly" said dats "teh guy just left us here"
"wheres ahlbi"
just then light filled the room and a dark guy threw ahlbi in
"u awake i see" said the dark man
"WHO ARE YOU" apollo pointed at him and notice he wasnt wearing his usual clothes on his arm
he looked down and now that there was light he saw for the first time
"NOOOO" shouted apolo "dont put me in dat! im a twenty five yeer old maaaaahn!"
and he looked more downer and saw he was in HIS OLD TRADITIONAL AMERICAN SCHOOLBOI UNIFORM
or maybe it was ryunosukes clothes, caus krazy people think theyr literally the same
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed datz cryin his eyes from laughing
"o fuck you, you have an ugly beerd" said datz cause he was anohn ihmus again
"wow lazy" said datz shaving it off, but then he regretted it caus they put him in DHURKES CLOTHES
"aaah wtf, this is disrespect to deid" shouted datz "and it smells like shit too"
ahlbi smelled the close and ran away cause it smelled bad
"wait" said apollo "wtf is ahlbi dressed in"
cause ahlbi was dressed as something but they couldnt recognize it
"allow me to explain" said ahlbi
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"this is the robe of laddy kee'ra" said ahlbi
"its worn by people doing rites and stuff"
"yea, this must mean im doing it next, since beleeb has a child now"
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "but that thing is worn by a WOMAN"
"WHAAA-WAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAA" shouted ahlbi falling on the floor
"woah thats weird" said datz "what could this mean"
"it means that ahlbi ISNT wearing the keera thing"
"OBJECTION" shouted the man in black "aaaaactually it is, all u have to do is look at the mask
and they look at the face and compare it to the one on the scroll
"oh fuck" said apollo
"its really keera" said datz
"YEEEES" shouted ahlbi "NOW IM GONNA BE KEERA"
"aha no" said man "ur boi, so u gotta give it to a gril"
"WHAAAT NOOOO" shouted ahlbi
"dammit, who are we gonna give it to" said datz
"forget about that, this is cleerly important to ahlbi so we gotta figure out a way to make him lady keera" said apollo
so he went back to the testimony
"i cant be lady keera tho because im boi" cried ahlbi
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "in dat case... u must be a GRIL"
"WHAT" shouted ahlbi falling again
"WATTTT THE FUCK" shouted man "are u ok, are u stupid"
"no im very serious" said apollo "all we has to do is look in between his legs, cause the robe is the only thing hes wearing, u didnt bother give him pants cause noone shud be able to see down there, BUT THERES NO DIK"
an they look down and albis dick was sooooo tiny u cudnt actually see it
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" shotued the man and he fell off his chair and landed in the room and it was the kurainese judge "wow ahlbi was a girl all along, i guess its a good thing im the guy at the rite thing so ok ahlbi u can do it with me"
"WHAT" shouted apollo "WHY DID U TAKE US HERE"
"because today is the countrys celebrated dress up day where everyone dresses in stuff and goes to work in it" said kudgey who was dressed like udgey "now come along apollo and datz, ur going to court"
"NO" shouted them
"PEOPLE WILL THINK IM A FOR YEER OLD BOIIIII" shouted apollo
"PEOPLE WILL THINK I DONT HAVE SHOWERS" shouted datz
but kudgey didnt care
THE END