A/N: Heyy, so this idea's been floating around in my head for quite a while...I wanted this to be a serious story but it's come out a little cheesy. Anyway, let me know what you think of it and if I should continue! :)

Chapter 1: A secret gift and a special drink

Carlisle entered the house followed by a woman I'd never seen before - except in my vision of this very moment. Carlisle had asked us all to wait at home for him tonight, as he was bringing an old friend to stay with us for a few days.

"This is my wife, Esme, and this is Rosalie and Emmett. Over there is Edward and Bella, and their daughter Renesmee. And this is Alice and Jasper." Carlisle introduced us all to the woman. "Everyone, this is Dana. She's an old friend of mine." Everyone said their hellos and Dana smiled politely and said hello back. "Dana, you are welcome to stay here for as long as you like."

"Thankyou, Carlisle." Dana said, "You're very kind."

"I'll show you to the guest room so you can unpack your things." Esme said, giving Dana a warm smile and leading her upstairs. The rest of us split up and went about our normal activities; Edward was teaching Renesmee math, Bella was reading a book, Emmett and Rose disappeared to do god-knows-what, Carlisle went to his study and Jasper and I sat down in the other room to watch TV.

The program was about hospitals and maternity wards and I turned to Jasper. "Did you ever want children, Jazz?"

It was a question that had plagued my thoughts for quite a while now, but I'd never had the courage to actually ask. Had Jasper wanted children? It was the one thing that I couldn't give him - did he resent me for that?

"Sure. A long time ago, I guess." Jasper replied, "My mother always wanted grandkids. Why do you ask?"

"Just wondering." I said

"Ali?" Jasper asked, obviously sensing through my emotions that there was more to my question.

"It's just that...if you wanted kids...I mean, I'd feel bad, ya know?" I said, "I can't give you children. Didn't you ever feel like it would be better to be with someone who could give you a family?"

"Alice, I want you for you, not because you're a baby-making machine." Jasper said, and I couldn't help a smile playing at my lips. "And as for family - we have family! And if it weren't for you I wouldn't have them, so in my eyes you have given me a family."

"Really?" I asked, "So you don't want children?"

"I'm not saying I don't want children." Jasper reasoned, "If there was a way, of course I would want children. What I'm saying is that I don't mind that we can't because I have you, and that's enough."

I smiled at Jasper, "You truly are amazing."

"Not as amazing as you are." I told him, leaning up to kiss him.

"Ewww! That's gross." A small voice said from behind the sofa. Jasper and I broke apart and laughed.

"Hello Nessie." Jasper said as Renesmee jumped over the sofa and landed inbetween us.

"Hey." She said, "Dad said Aunty Alice has to babysit me whilst you lot go out."

"Where are we going?" Jasper asked

"Hunting, I think." Renesmee said, "Dad said that Aunty Alice went recently so she could sit out and stay with me."

"How thoughtful of him." I grumbled.

"We'll have fun!" Renesmee said, "Can we play make over?"

"Of course we can!" I said, smiling. Maybe it wouldn't be all bad, after all.

"Jasper, get your butt out here or we're leaving without you!" Emmett yelled from the other room.

"I guess I have to go." Jasper said. He leaned down and pecked me on the lips, "Have fun."

"Give me a kiss Uncle Jasper!" Renesmee begged and Jasper laughed, kissing her forehead and ruffling her hair. Oh, I could so picture him being a Dad.

"See you later, Jazz." I called as he left. I turned back to Renesmee. "So, what do you want to do Nessie?"

"Dress up?" Renesmee asked, "Or make overs?" What an ultimatum! Did I really have to choose? "Or both?"

"Both." I said instantly, glad I didn't have to choose. "Definitely both."

An hour later, Renesmee was led on the floor in a sparkly blue dress with her hair and make up done neatly colouring in one of her books. I watched her as she coloured in pictures of unicorns and fairies in bright, unrealistic colours. Six year olds were so cute! I wish I had one. Wait, where did that come from? I'd never really had much interest in children. I mean, sure, they were cute and their tiny little outfits were adorable, but I'd never really wanted a child of my own. Until now...maybe?

"You really want a child, don't you?" A voice said from behind me. I turned to see Dana standing there. I hadn't realised she was still here - I'd assumed she'd gone hunting with the others. "I can tell."

"How?" I asked.

"It's part of my gift." She said, sitting down beside me on the coach and also watching Renesmee, who was paying no attention to our conversation.

"I didn't know you had a gift?" I asked.

Dana nodded. "It's a very special gift, but not many people know about it."

"Does Carlisle know?" I asked. Dana shook her head. Then I realised that I hadn't asked the most obvious question. "What is it?"

"I can defy the laws of nature." Dana said, "Not all of them, but some."

"What does that mean?" I asked.

"You can't have children because you're a vampire and your body cannot go through the changes that it would have to in the process of conceiving, carrying, and giving birth to a child." Dana said, "That is a law of nature."

"So you can...defy that?" I asked, "Like you can have children?"

Dana shook her head, "It doesn't work on myself."

"What do you..." I trailed off and my eyes widened in surprise, "Wait, you mean you can make other vampires pregnant?"

"Not exactly. You'd still need a man, honey." Dana said.

I laughed, "Right, but you can make it possible?" Dana nodded. "That's...amazing. It's incredible!"

"But I only do it to people who really deserve a child." Dana said, "Not everyone does. Especially when it comes to vampires. But you...you don't kill humans. Your whole life has been devoted to finding and then to loving your mate. You've helped your family time and time again, and you're amazing with Renesmee."

It took a second to sink in. When it hit, I just gaped at Dana, my eyes bulging and my mouth open. "You want to make it possible for me to become pregnant?"

"It's what I came here for." Dana said, "My gift tells me when someone is in need of it."

"But...before today I never even thought of having children!" I said

"That doesn't matter." Dana said, "Before today you never thought it would be possible."

"I...you would really do that for me?" I asked.

"You deserve a child. You and Jasper both do!" Dana said.

"How...how does it work?" I asked.

"I'll make you a special drink and use my gift to enchant it," Dana began, "After you drink it you will have two days where you will be able to conceive. If you do become pregnant in that time, your body will be able to carry the baby the same way it would with a human baby. If you don't everything will return to normal."

"So the pregnancy...it would be just like a human one?" I asked, "I mean, when Bella was pregnant-"

"I know, but she was human." Dana interrupted, "And the baby wasn't the same as her. Your baby would be full vampire and you, as a vampire, would be strong enough to carry it. It would be just like a human carrying a human baby. During the pregnancy you may become a little more...human, though."

"What do you mean?" I asked

"You'll need to sleep, and you'll need to eat human foods as well as blood." Dana said. I wrinkled my nose at the thought of human food, "You'll probably find it quite appetizing, actually. Your gift may become weaker, and your other vampire abilities like strength and speed will also not be as strong - still better than a human's abilities, but not so strong that it'll match your families."

"And once the baby's born...what will it be like?" I asked

"You will go completely back to normal. As for the baby...It will be like a normal vampire, mostly." Dana said, "It will drink blood and have enhanced abilities just like a vampire. It will age normally up until 18 years and then physically stop aging. Whilst it's growing up it'll need to sleep, but apart from that everything will be the same as a vampire. These children tend to be very gifted though - they may have several different vampire gifts."

"And there are no risks?" I asked.

"None." Dana said, "Do you want me to do it?"

"Please." I said, "Please."

Dana smiled at me, "I'll get started on that drink."

~o.O.o~

"Jasper." I purred into his ear as he stepped through the door.

"Hi darlin'." Jasper said, his surprise at my lust quite obvious. I took his hand and pulled him out of the front door without another word. I would just take him upstairs, except it was always kind of hard to have sex when everyone in your family had enhanced hearing... "Where are we going?"

"Wait and see." I said, stopping only long enough to kiss him before carrying on. I led him to Emmett and Rose's old place - the house that Esme had built for them when they'd first got together. They hadn't lived there in years, but I knew they went back there sometimes when they wanted some privacy.

"Darlin', what's got you so-" I cut Jasper off by kissing him, wrapping my arms around him. There wasn't time to explain - I only had two days to conceive this baby! Not breaking the kiss, I opened the door to the house and pulled us inside. The door slammed closed behind us and I pushed Jasper up against it, still kissing him. Not needing to breath definitely had it's perks.

I spun us around and led Jasper up the stairs to the guest bedroom. Esme had thought it a bit pointless when she built the house, but I was glad of it now. I had a feeling that Emmett and Rose had been here earlier today and I didn't exactly like the thought of doing it in their bed. I pushed Jasper into the room and down onto the bed as I began unbuttoning his shirt. He didn't take much convincing to start taking both of our clothes off...

~o.O.o~

"Alice?" Jasper asked.

"Mmm?" I said, not opening my eyes.

"That was..." He trailed off.

"Amazing." I filled in, opening one eye to look across at Jasper. He was mostly covered up by the sheets, but I could see his bare chest and couldn't resist putting my hands all over it. How come he was so incredibly gorgeous?

"Amazing." Jasper agreed. "You took me by surprise though. What brought all this on?"

"I missed you." I said with a shrug. I didn't want to tell him about Dana's gift until I knew if it had worked. There was no point getting his hopes up, right? Most humans took months of trying to get pregnant. I didn't have months - I had two days.

"I was only gone for a couple of hours." Jasper said, smirking at me. I shrugged again.

"I always miss you when you're gone." I said. Truth.

"That's really the only reason? Jasper asked.

"Yep." I said. Lie.

"Well, who am I to complain?" Jasper said, pulling me closer to him and kissing me lightly. "I love you, Alice."

"I love you too." I said, then after a moment I pulled away from him. "We should get back to the others - they'll notice we're gone."

"Notice?" Jasper asked, "Alice when I got home they were all standing behind me - you dragged me right past them all."

"Oh." I said. I hadn't even seen them - I'd been so focused on Jasper. Whoops.

Jasper laughed, "I'm sure they won't mind."

"You think Emmett and Rose know we used their guest room?" I asked

"Either that or Bella and Edward's place - and we all know what happened last time you 'borrowed' the key to their house." Jasper teased. Yeah, I remembered. I'd snuck in to sort out Bella's closet and she'd thrown a massive hissy fit. To be fair, she'd completely messed up what I'd carefully organized before they moved in.

"Oh well. They'll have to deal with it." I said as I slipped out of bed and changed back into my clothes. "You coming?"

"Sure." Jasper said and he put his own clothes back on.

We walked back to the main house hand in hand, smiling all the way. When we got back, everyone dutifully acting as though nothing had happened. I do love our family! Renesmee came and give me a hug and I noticed that she'd changed back into her earlier outfit and the make up had been washed off. I raised an eyebrow. "Mommy made me."

"Bella! How could you be so mean to a little six year old?" I asked.

"How could you put lipstick on a little six year old?" Bella asked.

"It was subtle!" I argued.

"It was bright pink!" Bella said.

"Cherry Blossom Pink!" I corrected. I'd considered Fuchsia Fall Pink but I'd decided it was too bold for Renesmee. Bella was giving me that look that said she didn't care which shade of pink I was talking about. She gave me that look more than you'd think. "Alright, whatever! No lipstick next time!"

A cool hand was laid on my arm as Renesmee projected her thoughts onto me. You are lying, right?

"Of course!" I mouthed with a grin, before turning back to Bella. "I promise."

Edward was glaring at me. I don't think he cared about the lipstick so much - he knew that there was no point arguing with me over make up - but he didn't like the fact that I was lying to Bella. Well, If he didn't like it he could just get out of my thoughts, couldn't he?

"Hey, where's Dana?" I asked

"She's upstairs." Carlisle said.

"I'll be right back, 'kay?" I asked, and I left before any of them could answer.

I knocked on Dana's door. "It's Alice."

"Come in." Dana said and I did.

"Has it...worked? Can you tell?" I asked. I kept the conversation vague, as I knew anyone downstairs could be listening if they wanted to.

Dana shook her head, "It's too early to tell."

"When will I know?" I asked. I'd already searched the future but I couldn't see anything. It wasn't necessarily because I wasn't going to have the baby - there was just kind of a blank space there. I couldn't tell if I would have a baby or not. It was annoying.

"Well, for most women the first sign would be missing a period," Dana said, "But that's obviously not going to work here. It's too soon for a pregnancy test to pick up on anything and it wouldn't work with you anyway. It'll show on a scan at about 5 weeks."

"5 weeks?" I echoed, "Why won't a pregnancy test work?"

"It tests your urine." Dana said.

"Oh." I said. That would be hard since I didn't have any. "So I really have to wait a whole 5 weeks?"

"Good luck, kid." She said.

"Why can't I see in the future if I'll have a baby or not?" I asked

"Probably because another vampire's gift was involved. It might dim your gift whilst you're pregnant - if you're pregnant." Dana said, "I'm not entirely sure."

I suddenly noticed she was packing, "Are you leaving already?"

"I only came here to do this for you. There's so point in staying longer." She said

"Thank you." I said, taking Dana by surprise by hugging her.

"You're going to be a great mom." Dana told me. I smiled widely at her.

"Thank you." I said again, "For everything."

5 weeks...I could wait that long.

Okaaay, so what did you think? The next chapter will skip ahead 5 weeks to when she finds out she IS pregnant (Well it wouldn't be a very good story if she WASN'T now would it?). Review!

(By the way, Renesmee ages at a normal human speed in this story...hence why she's only 6. Also I think I'm just gunna pretend that the Volturi part of Breaking Dawn didn't happen...)