Little Ol' Me

Summary: Due to a spiked drink at the bar the team is now dealing with something they've never had to do before. Deal with 8 year old Anthony Dinozzo. This shouldn't be possible, but like most things associated with Dinozzo, the impossible becomes possible.

Character(s): Tony, Kate, Ducky, Abby, Jimmy, McGee, Gibbs, Director of NCIS, Mr. Dinozzo Sr. (mentioned), Tony's family (mentioned), Tony's past friends (mentioned), More characters will be added later on.

Warning(s): De-aged! Tony, 8yr old Tony, hints of abuse, abusive upbringing, past suicide, blood, angst, secrets coming out, Tony's a manipulative kid, cursing, mentions of the Italian Mafia, mentions of deaths, more warnings to be added later on.

THIS IS CANON

I DO NOT OWN NCIS IF I DID THEN A LOT OF CRAP WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

Chapter One

Some time alone, down in his basement working on his boat. The usual on his time off.

Today was supposed to be relaxing. A day full of peace and quiet, where he could just be down in his basement working on his boat without needing to worry about getting a call to come back in to work a case. The Director swore to him and the team they had the weekend off, it was only Friday.

But then over the sound of his radio he could hear a frantic stumbling of what sounded like multiple people entering his house. He always left his door unlocked because he knew no one would be idiotic enough to even attempt at robbing him, looks like he was wrong. So much for peace and quiet.

"Jethro!"

"Boss are you home?!"

"Gibbs!"

Switching the radio off he took the stairs two at a time hearing the panic in his co-workers voices. What the hell they were doing there he didn't know, but he intended to find out. What he didn't expect slamming open the basement door and running out to the living room was to see his entire team; meaning Kate, McGee, Abby, Ducky and even Palmer in his living room. Then he caught sight of the little kid asleep on his couch with a pretty bad nosebleed.

"Mind explaining what exactly is going on?!"

This shouldn't be possible, but like most things associated with Dinozzo, the impossible becomes possible.

It started for once not with a case but with some stranger pouring crap into Dinozzo's drink while at the bar. The team was out celebrating finishing the recent case, they'd invited him but he declined now here he was in house surrounded by the rest of his team and one unconscious kid. He didn't bother greeting them, he just wanted to know what the hell happened.

Kate and McGee told their side of the story first.

They were all out drinking and when Dinozzo ordered another drink one of the newer hostess made it for him. They'd seen his drink get contaminated but before any of them could warn him, Dinozzo had already downed the entire thing. McGee and Kate apparently gave chase to the one who poisoned the drink but lost her the moment she had left the bar.

What happened next was like something out of a movie according to Abby.

Dinozzo passed out on the car ride to the Hospital causing Abby and Ducky to panic while Jimmy drove.

It was about a few blocks from the hospital that they said Dinozzo started screaming which nearly caused Jimmy to swerve off the road. Jimmy then explained how he had to pull over and help Abby and Ducky hold him down otherwise he could've hurt himself.

It was at that point in the story he stopped all of them to go get himself a drink, using his cup of nails he emptied out and filled it up with Bourbon before heading back upstairs and telling them all to finish the story.

It was Ducky who explained how Dinozzo seemed to have a fever and started convulsing in the back seat. Once look at the red-rimmed terrified look in Abby's eyes told him she'd seen the whole thing.

Surprisingly Ducky seemed at a lost for words when he asked what happened next, it took bits and pieces of information from all of them for him to put it together.

"Are you telling me...that...that kid...passed out on my couch is actually Dinozzo?" He couldn't believe it. Sure when they carried him in he was wearing Dinozzo's clothes and looked a bit like him but it's impossible for a grown man to suddenly turn into a kid due to some spiked drink!

"...Yes?" Abby squeaked, looking anywhere but at him.

"How the hell is that possible! The kids looks like he's six! Dinozzo's a 24 year old man!" Gibbs barked.

The others seemed ready to add their own two cents to the conversation when a young, harsh voice surprised them all,

"Where the fuck am I? And who the hell are you?!"

This is my first story for NCIS which is not a crossover! Yay!

I've recently started the show thanks to tannerose5 and I AM HOOKED. I love everyone, especially Tony! I haven't seen past season 3 due to my sister not paying her Netflix :'(

But please Review and lemme know how I did?

BTW I rewrote this so Tony is 8 instead of 13 like I originally planned.