Sonic was running around, doing random shit one day. Everything seemed normal… Until…
"I want to fuck you in the ass Sonic!" Eggman said, while running at Sonic.
"Oh no! Eggman wants to fuck me in the ass! I gotta run!"
Sonic started to run even faster than he was 5 seconds ago. He tried to out run Eggman, but Eggman was ever faster than Sonic. Eventually, Eggman was able to catch up to Sonic, and tackled Sonic to the ground.
"Ha! Now I will rape you with my Egg cock!"
Eggman then proceeded to rape Sonic in the ass. Sonic could do nothing to stop Eggman.
Eggman fucked Sonic for about 5.67432696969420 seconds. After Eggman was done fucking Sonic, Eggman left.
And then Sonic died from Aids, but that was unrelated.
The End, and Happy April Fools day!