Disclaimer:
I own myself and that is true
The G-boys' owners, I haven't a clue
But here's one thing I'd luv to do
Own Quatre-kins who is way too kawaii for his own good!!! ^_^.
What can I say I couldn't help it. If you somehow didn't get the message, I don't own gundam wing but would eagerly negotiate for Quatre who is sooo adorable. I know I'm sad so enough with the looks. So anyway little notes about the story:
#1 I pretty much bash everyone eventually so be
patient. Just because Quatre's my favorite and Duo is second does
not mean I bash them any less...I think I bash them more
sometimes...
#3 I luuuuv ranting so please bear with me.
#2 Do not question some of my methods since most of them I
cannot explain myself.
#4 This isn't exactly a Mary Sue because I'm just in the fic temporarily
and my brother is well...ok maybe it is a Mary Sue. #5 If you haven't
skipped down already do so after you read #6 because right now
I'm just stalling.
#6 This ficcy is a result of two bags of little Koala
biscuits filled with chocolate which I have currently developed
an addiction to.
#7 Are you still reading this? I said to skip down you
know!!!
#8. What? I should stop writing numbers so you can skip down?
*starry eyes* I luv crazy ideas
#9 Last one, I PROMISE, I have to say that I'm on a sugar
rush right now is you couldn't guess but more importantly that in
the fic, Meiran (Wufei's wife in ep Zero) is NOT related
to him as I beleive american dubbers say. And she's been
reincarnated by the glorious powers of author's liscense. Cheer
now, Woofy-Meiran fans cause you shall hate me after this. See?
'Woofy' isn't a compliment from my side.
#10 (get used to dissapointment people) I luv underlining
things (notice every scentence mwahahahaaaa I'm so evil) And my
friend Kawaii said not to call Woofy Woofy. Back away from the
kitchen knife Woofy people want me to finish, just don't look at
the readers who I am sure are sweatdropping and hoping I will die
before they're driven crazy.
#11 I luv even numbers don't you? Oh wait...this makes it uneven IGNORE
THIS!!! K bye people!! Huh, oh yeah there's a fic down there
so if you haven't listened to me and skipped my rants (shame on
you peeps) then do so right about....
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Catseye: Alright here's the deal you guys. Your mission: babysit. Got that?
G-boys: Yeah.
Catseye: Now, you are not to use any Gundams, knives, guns, lasers/beams, scythes...*goes on for another seven minutes*...gags, poisons, ropes and any other thing that may harm and/or kill a person, place, or thing, be it living, dead or simply immobile.
Heero: And we are doing this because...?
Catseye: Because you're really nice and sweet and we're all good friends?
Heero: *raises an eyebrow and shakes his head*
Catseye: Fine if you wanna play tough then here's the real reason: I am in league with a certain person named Relena Peacecraft who knows where you live and if you try to move, I warn you, you are not the only hacker here.
Duo: But I'm not much of a hacker...*ducks to avoid Catseye's smack to the head*
Wufei: Ha! You are afraid of that weak onna!? You dishonor the name of us Gundam Pilots.
Catseye: I also know a reincarnated Meiran who is someone's wife.
Heero: Look who's weak now.
Wufei: SHE IS NOT WEAK!
Duo: I'd have to disagree. Any strong girl who had to be married to you would have killed you in the first few days.
Catseye: She was killed herself.
Duo: Then she couldn't take the torture. Even I can stand Wufei.
Wufei: Zip it Maxwell. If I don't kill you myself, I'll let Meiran herself take her revenge.
Duo: *sticks out tongue* And anyway how are you going to keep me here? I'm not afraid of Hilde or any other girls. I have no weaknesses.
Catseye: *raises eyebrow* Oh really...
Duo: Yeah, I can run faster than Hilde any day.
Catseye: Yes, but you seem to forget I know one of your secrets.
Wufei: Maxwell has no secrets, he tells everything since he talks so much.
Catseye: True, but none of you know this: Once upon a time there was a contest...in this contest a certain braid-boy wanted a competition to see who had a better chocolate stash. This braid-boy, let's call him...Duo, showed certain a girl, let's call her Catseye, his stash to win this small bet. Little did Duo know that Catseye memorized and mapped the way to this stash where she not only raids but also keeps in mind for any necessary blackmail. She happened to make sure this Duo boy showed his stash and quickly admitted defeat before he saw hers. Now, in order for this story to end happily ever after you must stay and behave like everyone else.
Duo: YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!
Wufei: *mumbling* What's injustice is your line stealing.
Catseye: Icanblurtouteverythingbeforeyoueventouchme! (er...translation, 'I can blurt out everything before you even touch me' this concludes today's lesson of language of the sugar high people (Note within note: Duo is fluent in this language as well as any other people who have had waaaaay too much sweets)
Duo: Fine. You win. *thinking* I shall kill you in your sleep. Dead Cats tell no tales.
Catseye: I'll live in a portal accessible only by password and finger scan.
Duo: But how did you-
Catseye: You don't hang around Quatre and learn nothing ya know.
Heero: Hey, what about Quatre and Trowa? How are you keeping them here?
Catseye: Huh? *turns to the 'quiet' ones* Well I kinda guess you two can leave. But you really should stay and help out. It's a good experience for -
Duo: WHY DO THEY GET A CHOICE?!?!
Catseye; *imitating Duo a bit* BECAUSE THEY DON'T CUT IN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING CONVERSATIONS!!! Ahem. now as I was saying. You could stay but you really have no choice seeing as you live here. Though you could just go out somewhere else until it's all overif you wanted to.
Duo: Why do they get to leave?
Catseye: No interrupting and no stupid questions.
Duo:*rolls eyes* But you were done talking.
Catseye: No interrupting and no stupid questions.
Wufei: *raises hand* Why do they get a choice?
Catseye: Good question Woofy *ducks from katana thrown by Woo...erm...Wufei and various objects thrown by numerous fans*. They are much more well behaved and the rest of us think you guys need a lesson in responsibilty. Howard figures you may take care of your Gundams better since you guys aren't paying him a whole lot. The other girls all have their own reasons and me, Kawaii, Em and Kay all think it would be very funny and we agree with everyone else. Quatre, Trowa are you going or staying, pick one please.
Quatre/Trowa: Staying.
Quatre: Most places in town are kind of afraid of us.
Duo: With good reasons which we all pride ourselves in.
Wufei: You're the only scary one Maxwell.
Duo: *batting eyelashes* Awww how sweet. I bet you say that to everyone.
Wufei: *shudders and backs away from Duo who is creeping everyone out at the moment*
Duo: Whaaat?
Catseye: O....K....um aside from the question of who was dumb enough to create Duo, any other questions?
Trowa: How old is he?
Catseye: Five. So no diapers, bottles, late night crying, burping, drooling *goes on for ten minutes while Quatre shakily whispers to Trowa "since when do babies do that?"*
Heero: So this'll be easy mission. All we do is make something to eat for ourselves, give the kid half and send him off to bed.
Catseye: *Walks backwards manaically laughing.*
Trowa: Wait, where is he?
Catseye; Interdimensional pocket. Ahh the wonders of Washu's laptop copy.
Heero: Then why don't you leave him in there?
Catseye: Can't. Anything existing in the interdimesional pocket must be a non-living organism otherwise it will first be rendered immobile and then it shall ceast to exist completly. It's active body composure will assimilate with the dominating matter of the space around it. This only happens in these pockets however, since it's matter and surrounding forces must be dominating in order to contain the life form to one area. They're rather simple structures but you must know the limits of whatever you put in there.
Duo: uh...where is he?
Catseye: *sweatdrop* Why don't you understand english?
Duo: But you weren't speaking english...
Wufei: We all get it, Maxwell's just a bit slow. *thinking* I wonder what an interdimensional pocket is...
Catseye: Er...Anyway he'll be in the mansion precisly three
minutes after you walk in.
Catseye somehow makes a half-transparent laptop appear under her
fingers and types quickly and both disappear with only a silent
whistle of air rushing where she used to be.
Heero: *looks around* How bad can this be?
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...now.
Note:Washu is my fav Tenchi Muyo chacter, 20,000 years old, red head in the form of a 12 year-old, created her own daughter and has the coolest laptop which can open dimensions and stuff and can blackmail pretty well too. She's really cool which is why I like to take a copy of her laptop.
Catseye: Here's the deal people, chapter 2 will take a while so check back again on Thursday 24 and in ze meantime you can review, *wink, wink* ^_^. If I get enough reviews it'll come out even sooner *wink, wink*
Duo: Something in your eye?
Quatre: You should be careful about those, they can be dangerous.
Catseye: *dragging both of them off by their collars* The cute ones are never all that bright. *sigh* K, bye-bye, ja ne and TTFN! Until chapter 2 that is which should come out pretty quickly if you review *wink, wink, hint, hint*
Quatre: Are you sure there's nothing in your eye?
Catseye: Grrrrr. I swear if you two weren't so nice I'd toss you off a cliff...Anyway I have to ask this:
How is it? This one was pre-red to Kawaii Dragoness Shenlonia so if it sucked then say it, so that I have an excuse to kill her. Even if it didn't I could use a reason to kill her ^_^. Anyway it's my view on a very good question, if the gundam pilots do end up in non-yaoi pairings, how on earth will their wives get them to take care of the kid?
Outside the "Torture Room" as I so nicely dubbed it (complete with lots of evil fanfic ideas - it's where the magic happens yay!)
Heero: Kids? What kids? What's my non-yaoi pairing?
Wufei: *evil smirk* Relena Peacecraft.
Heero: WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What's planned for you?
Wufei: I have a choice of a reincarnated Meiran and Sally Po.
Heero: YOU GET A CHOICE!?!?! WHY!?!?!
Wufei: Because the author has a friend who is my fan. And anyway who's left? Dorothy, who some Quatre otakus'll kill you for, one of his sisters, but one Winner's enough and a cross between your two? Never. Catherine, who is kinda weird, and your kid's would be worse. You aren't left with much choice.
Heero:*grumbling* KusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKusoKuso......
Catseye: Why don't they accept the fact that I own their souls? *sigh*