Hey! This is my first not-Wings of Fire related story I am posting!
Naruto: Hi Hinata!
Hinata: eeeeeeeeeeggnlcgflkccgfsafkgvv *faints*
Naruto: stay of drugs, kids!
Neji: oh no! The princess!
Naruto: oh, hey Neji- wait…
Neji: what?
Naruto: you are dead…
Neji: huh?
Naruto: yeah. Obito kills you.
Neji: WHO?
Kakashi: Naruto! How did you know about OBITO?!
Naruto: Because he tried to kill us all!
Kakashi: whhhheeee?
Neji: perhaps YOU should stay of drugs.
Naruto: why?
Hinata: *wakes up* Naruto! We're in the original series! Not the end of Shippuden!
Naruto: *looks at headband* oh yeah… whoops. * travels through time*
Kakashi: Hinata! What just happened? And why is your hair all long?
Hinata: oh! *travels through time*
Kiba: hey! What's up?
Kakashi: Hinata and Naruto are taking drugs.
Kiba: tell me something I didn't know! *portal opens, and he gets dragged in*
Naruto: welcome to the future! *waves arm and the futurama theme plays*
Kiba: whoa! I have a leather jacket! But nothing happened to Akamaru…
Akamaru: WOOF.
Naruto: why do you keep denying his growth?
Pein: blah blah blah, peace and pain and peter piper's pickled peppers. *destroys stuff*
Hinata: eeeeeeeeeh I'ma save you Naruto! *runs highly into Pein*
Pein: fool. *kills Hinata*
Naruto: noooooooooooooooooooooo! WHY AM I SO SAD OVER A PREVIOUSLY MINOR CHARCATER?
Pein: BECAUSE THE SHIPPERS DEMAND IT!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HINATA!
Rock Lee: I'll help. *drinks Sasuke*
Sasuke: KHHLFEBHFHWYGWHGUCFWFE?!
Rock Lee: whoops. Autocorrect. *drinks Sake*
Rock Lee: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. I will KILL you… I think…. *goes berserk on Pein*
Pein: keel over and die. *kills Rock Lee*
Naruto: why are you killing a bunch of main characters?
Me: at an attempt to be funny!
Pein: *kills me* HAH!
Naruto: wait… if the author is dead… then how are we…?
Pein: ONLY ONE EXPLANATION! HE IS STILL ALIVE! AND AT A COMPUTER! WASTING TIME!
Me: yeah, I am wasting time…
Pein: GET HIM!
Me: **** this **** I'm out. Uh-huh Uh-huh.
Sasuke: I'm in this story now. *kills Pein* yes. Because I am the hero the fangirls want.
Fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Karin: I LOVE YOU SASUKE!
Ino: MY NEW LOVE INTEREST IS SAI BUT WHATEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sasuke: I'm not the hero Gotham needs. I'm the hero Gotham deserves.
Sakura: IT'S SO TRUE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Naruto: heh. Gotham as in Goth; him.
Sasuke: ADVANCE, FANGIRLS!
Fangirls: *trample Naruto*
Shikamaru: Why has the author's favorite character not done anything?
Gaara: the only one of his favorite characters that have done anything are Hinata and Rock Lee.
Suigetsu: That's all, folks!