Well, this is going to be my first attempt at drama, tragedy, suspense, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. But *insert pen name here* this is a drama fic or whatever! You can't put a author note here, that ruins the suspense of the story! You might say. To answer this, I have two words: who cares. Now on to the fic!
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Welp, this sucks. I'm dying while crawling through Salem's castle corridors. How did everything get to this point? Everyone's dead, and it's all because of Salem, the bitch. She started this all! The fall of beacon, attack on the maidens, and increase of Grimm attacks. Everyone that was alive was killed in the attack on the gate, all except me. Why I'm I always the one to live? Why could've died instead of Pyrrha? Or anyone else. I'm a failure. Well, at least this time there's no one with me to die instead of me.
As I was crawling through the corridor, a person walked in front of me."Who are you?" I asked while trying to draw Crocea Mors. They answered back with "It's all just a social experiment" "what" as I said that, thousands and thousands of people came out of the other corridors. "What the fuck is happening?" I yelled being very confused on way there is so many people in a place that took hundreds of hunters lives. "Your life was a social experiment! Everything is fake! It's all just a social experiment bro!" Said someone else. Surprisingly healed again I stand up and asked "So you're telling me that all of my life is fake and you somehow faked multiple deaths, 1,000 ton elephants, and magical elements and soul possessions all for a social experiment that was obvious that the person would either kill them selves, or die in a fight?" "Yep" "Seems legit"
Jaune that day meet all the 'actors' that played the character in the social experiment. Surprisingly, they all very much acted like their characters, making Jaune feel like at home. Also, because of the prolonged exposure to Jaune, the actors still had a bond with Jaune as friends, except Pyrrha's actor. She was still slightly obsessed. None of that matters though. Now, Jaune can finally live a normal life. He was recovering from his PTSD, he had a normal decent paying job, and it seemed like he was finding some love. On his wedding day though, everything was... JUST A PRANK, IT'S APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER. I TOTALLY GOT YOU, THIS WAS A SUPER LEGIT PRANK.
-EPIC PRANK-
I wanted to make the 'drama' part more edgy and you know, dramatic and tragic, but I'm do fucking dumb and used to fucking around with fanfiction that I just can't handle writing something so dramatic and edgy. So, I just sorta avoided that. I'm a great writer right? Had some ideas for some character death details and shit. Like Nora overloading her semblance as a suicide attempt. Now that I think about it's more darker then I thought it would be...
Well, that doesn't matter, because at it's base. It's still a shitpost and will always be a shitpost. Also, I'm working on a 'gamer' story with Jaune, or anyone else I think would work because apparently a whole TWO people voiced their opinion and I'll 'happily' oblige. Be free to voice your own opinion on how I should make a gamer story with Glynda or some other character that has literally no backstory to build up from should be the main character. Wow, these author notes are getting longer and longer. Maybe that's my writing skills improving! Haha, no.