Woooo, boy. Yeah, this is, I guess the preface. I hope I did this right. This is my first fanfict and I'm nervous! This is about . . . well, wait and find out. I won't spoil the surprise. Enjoy! And R&R!
There was a barber and his wife . . . and she was beautiful . . . a foolish barber and his wife . . . she was his reason and his life . . . and she was beautiful . . . and she was virtuous . . . and he was . . . naive . . .
There was this Judge, ya see, Wanted her like mad. Everyday he send her a flower, but did she come down from the tower? Sat up there and sobbed by the hour, Poor fool.
Ah, but there was worse yet to some, Poor thing.
The beadle calls on her, all polite, Poor thing, poor thing. The Judge he tells her is all contrite, He blames himself for her plight, She must come straight to his house tonight! Poor thing, poor thing.
Of course, when she goes there, Poor thing, poor thing, They're having this ball all in masks. There's no one she knows there, Poor dear, poor thing. She wanders, tormented, and drinks, Poor thing. The Judge has repented, she thinks, Poor thing. "Oh, where is Judge Turpin?" she asks. He was there all right- Only not so contrite.
She wasn't no match for such craft, ya see, And everyone thought it so droll. They figured she had to be daft, ya see, So all of em stood there and laughed, ya see. Poor Soul! Poor thing!
She poisoned herself. She killed herself.
And the Judge . . . found a new beauty. She, too, had a husband, but he was killed in a strange mugging where, the killer/mugger, somehow forgot to take her husband's valuables. She met him first at her dear, late friend's funeral. She stayed away. But he saw her. Oh, did he see her. The next time she met him, was at, yet another, funeral. This one for her husband. This time she couldn't stay away. He wouldn't let her. For when Judge Turpin falls in love, nothing can stop him from claiming his prize. Even if it so happens to be Mrs. Eleanor Lovett. He will have her.
Well? Good? I hope so. I'm planning on starting it at the beginning of the movie and just adding in my little scenes. I hope you enjoyed it, and I will be posting the first chapter as soon as possible. And yes I know it's short. But I hope to make long chapters! Review please!