This is my 1st story ever posted in fan fiction! Actually this is just a teaser that my sister suggested... I'll be uploading chapter 1 real soon... for now, enjoy the teaser!

"Mua ha ha ha ha ha..." cackled Tsunade as she held up two bottles of mixtures - her latest concoctions.

"Hmm, whom shall be my first guinea pig?" she thought aloud as she started to screen through the list of Konoha ninjas.

She laid a thin slender finger on a ninja's name whispering all but one word, "Perfect!"