The Secret Journal of Sean "Nemesis" ?????? During his summmer
April 11th
8:03 a.m
My birthday today.About goddam time.Have to get up now.Got to go see what I got!And of course act all normal and pretend I forgot.Non of my friends will have remembered.......arses.....
April 12th 12:01 just after noon
Guess what?None of my freinds remembered!OH I didn't see that coming!(Just so you know you stupid little worthless book full of my secrets I was being sarcastic!)There was one thing though, that girl I know I think her name was Kari,she remembered!She even got me a present.Note to self: Find out when her birthday is
12:02
What if it's already passed!?!GOTTA GO!!!!!
15:45
Finally found out when her birthday was,it's tommorow.Why would I want to know that?SHUT UP BOOK!I DO NOT LIKE KARI!!!!!
15:46
Maybe I like her a bit...BUT ONLY AS A FRIEND NOTHING ELSE!THAT'S IT PREPARE TO GET THROWN AGIANST THE WALL STUPID BOOK!NGH!
15:48
Now I feel better.Sorry book but DON'T SAY I LIKE HER!Okay?Gotta go.Got to get ready for the party.SHE INVITED ME!WOOHOO!Note to self:Get her a present RIGHT NOW.
16:01
Got her a present and decided to do the daring act and leave a rose at her door.What?NO THAT IS NOT A SIGN OF LOVE!GOD!YOU THINK YOU'D WANT TO GET THROWN AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN!
16:03
Maybe I do like her in that way...But only a little!!I mean she is cute...and a great person....and her eyes are beautiful....STUPID BOOK
April 13th 10:56 p.m
I hate my life...I saw Kari and this boy kissing.it was only a peck on the cheek I mean it could've just been her brother right?More like...yeah....right!
10:57 p.m
I an't believe I actually left there and then!I AM SUCH A GIT!Everyone will think I was trying to be like a ninja or something!I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A NINJA AND IT DOESN'T INCLUDE ABANDONING A GIRL AT HER BIRTH DAY!!!
April 15th 12:00 noon
WOOHOO!It turned out it was her brother!...not that I care...STUPID BOOOOOOOOOOOK!
12:01 noonish
Yet another dent in my wall.
12:02 still noonish
My brothers are gimpoids,all 3 of them!
1:01 p.m
Hello there Sean.This is John & Billy talking.We've decided that even though you and Kari would eventually realize that you like each other,we've decided to..well....speed things up a little so we're going to show this to Kari. See you in hell...oh by-the-way we're borrowing your Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD okay?If you are okay with that then say nothing..........thanks!
1:32 p.m
Sean,this is Kari.John and Billy tried to show me your journal.I didn't look of course.I wouldn't deprive you of your privacy like that I'm really sorry but I did catch a few words.And please don't be embarrased it was the part where you wrote about me.Don't be embarrased!One more thing why did you throw the book against the wall?
Love,Kari
1:59 p.m
I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I like Kari...BUT I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!I MUST KILL JOHN AND BILLY!!!!!!!!And get my RHCP C.D back....I think I'll do it now while mum's out and dad's at work now where did I put my wooden katana?
2:20 p.m
I gave John a black eye and Billy a bleeding nose.Didn't get my C.D back yet though.I'll have to put it on my to do list along with winning Kari's heart.
2:21 p.m
THAT WAS A MISTAKE!I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT!!!!!!!Stupid rubber wouldn't work...
2:24 p.m
I wonder if I should ask Kari out?Hmmmmmm,maybe...
2:25 p.m
I think I will...
3:13 p.m
YAHOO!SHE SAID YES!SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 11th
8:03 a.m
My birthday today.About goddam time.Have to get up now.Got to go see what I got!And of course act all normal and pretend I forgot.Non of my friends will have remembered.......arses.....
April 12th 12:01 just after noon
Guess what?None of my freinds remembered!OH I didn't see that coming!(Just so you know you stupid little worthless book full of my secrets I was being sarcastic!)There was one thing though, that girl I know I think her name was Kari,she remembered!She even got me a present.Note to self: Find out when her birthday is
12:02
What if it's already passed!?!GOTTA GO!!!!!
15:45
Finally found out when her birthday was,it's tommorow.Why would I want to know that?SHUT UP BOOK!I DO NOT LIKE KARI!!!!!
15:46
Maybe I like her a bit...BUT ONLY AS A FRIEND NOTHING ELSE!THAT'S IT PREPARE TO GET THROWN AGIANST THE WALL STUPID BOOK!NGH!
15:48
Now I feel better.Sorry book but DON'T SAY I LIKE HER!Okay?Gotta go.Got to get ready for the party.SHE INVITED ME!WOOHOO!Note to self:Get her a present RIGHT NOW.
16:01
Got her a present and decided to do the daring act and leave a rose at her door.What?NO THAT IS NOT A SIGN OF LOVE!GOD!YOU THINK YOU'D WANT TO GET THROWN AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN!
16:03
Maybe I do like her in that way...But only a little!!I mean she is cute...and a great person....and her eyes are beautiful....STUPID BOOK
April 13th 10:56 p.m
I hate my life...I saw Kari and this boy kissing.it was only a peck on the cheek I mean it could've just been her brother right?More like...yeah....right!
10:57 p.m
I an't believe I actually left there and then!I AM SUCH A GIT!Everyone will think I was trying to be like a ninja or something!I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A NINJA AND IT DOESN'T INCLUDE ABANDONING A GIRL AT HER BIRTH DAY!!!
April 15th 12:00 noon
WOOHOO!It turned out it was her brother!...not that I care...STUPID BOOOOOOOOOOOK!
12:01 noonish
Yet another dent in my wall.
12:02 still noonish
My brothers are gimpoids,all 3 of them!
1:01 p.m
Hello there Sean.This is John & Billy talking.We've decided that even though you and Kari would eventually realize that you like each other,we've decided to..well....speed things up a little so we're going to show this to Kari. See you in hell...oh by-the-way we're borrowing your Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD okay?If you are okay with that then say nothing..........thanks!
1:32 p.m
Sean,this is Kari.John and Billy tried to show me your journal.I didn't look of course.I wouldn't deprive you of your privacy like that I'm really sorry but I did catch a few words.And please don't be embarrased it was the part where you wrote about me.Don't be embarrased!One more thing why did you throw the book against the wall?
Love,Kari
1:59 p.m
I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I like Kari...BUT I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!I MUST KILL JOHN AND BILLY!!!!!!!!And get my RHCP C.D back....I think I'll do it now while mum's out and dad's at work now where did I put my wooden katana?
2:20 p.m
I gave John a black eye and Billy a bleeding nose.Didn't get my C.D back yet though.I'll have to put it on my to do list along with winning Kari's heart.
2:21 p.m
THAT WAS A MISTAKE!I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT!!!!!!!Stupid rubber wouldn't work...
2:24 p.m
I wonder if I should ask Kari out?Hmmmmmm,maybe...
2:25 p.m
I think I will...
3:13 p.m
YAHOO!SHE SAID YES!SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!