halt loked too hus left herring sumtung hee didny seee anytun hiwevr trutsed hus instintcks wen he loked clousr he coowd seee tat wiil wus hudng too snek ap on halt
yoo cawt mee wiil sied sadly
yus beecus i em betr then yoo halt replyd snutly go doo yur wurk
wiil trooged ifff too teh caabn too doo hus wurk
guln fel oot uv a tre adn slemmd intu teh groond hee grouned
halt i nede medickall asistins hee sied i brock mih live
TWO BAA-AA-AAAA-AD halt skremed lick a shoop I DONUT HAV A DUCKTUR UNLI A DUK
and shur enuff halt holded op a duk
DUK wiil skremed I WHANT TEH DUK
NUU ITZ MIH DUK halt skremed beck
IMM TEH UNE WIHTE TEH BROCK LIVE guln sied grebin teh duk aywa phrum halt hee tehn run aywa nezr too bee sen ahgan
butt wat tehr iz moar wiil wus a ribill adn dudnt doo hus wurk
Guys, this was an April Fool's joke! I was not being serious with this, I can write better than this! XD