Heyo! Sooo... the long awaited (sort of) second installment of The Wally and Kuki Chronicles, Operation D.A.N.C.E. (Dancing Adult Not Charming Everybody), the series that SonicShane97and I are collabing. Read the first installment on his profile. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything, but have dubbed one of the nameless characters. And also creeds to Bewarethebatmanfan for the good ideas :)
"No WAY!" Wallabee yelled.
"Watch your tone, Wallabee," snapped his mother. "I've already given you a choice, and I'm telling you right now, young man, if you haven't decided by the time I'm back from the grocery store , I will choose for you!" With that, she slammed the front door behind her.
"Stupid cruddy…" growled Wally, kicking the front door. He stomped up the stairs to his room and slammed the door closed. He kicked off his shoes and collapsed stomach first onto his bed. "Watch your mouth Wallabee!" he mimicked sarcastically. "Cruddy mom," he muttered into the pillow.
It all started that morning. Apparently, his mum had heard about a new mummy-son bonding club that did all sorts of 'fun' activities. Obviously, she wanted to go with Wally, but obviously, Wally did not. So instead, she had provided him with an alternative- ballroom dancing lessons. Which was worse. Almost.
"Stupid, cruddy, dancing and stupid cruddy bonding clubs and cruddy crud crud ballroom dancing and-" Wally suddenly sat up. His little brother had wandered into his room. "What do you want, Joey?" he moaned.
"Gagageegoo." His little brother pointed at him.
"What?"
"Dan." He held up three fingers.
"What about three?"
Joey waggled his fingers in response.
"Yeah, so?"
Joey visibly rolled his eyes and crawled over to the wall, where two hand-drawn pictures of Numbuh 3 were proudly displayed. He pointed at them.
"Numbuh 3? What about her?" asked Wally suspiciously.
Joey smacked his forehead. He held up his tiny thumb and pinky fingers and motioned to his ear.
"I'm not calling Numbuh 3, Joe-" Wally suddenly realized his baby brother's pure genius. He sprung off the bed, gathering him in his arms and danced around. "Joey! You're brilliant!" He hesitated. "But I can't just CALL her and ask her to come dance with me!" Wally reasoned, scratching his chin. Despite his casual attitude, he found even the idea extremely daunting. "But what if…"
So that's how a few hours later, Wally, his mom, and the majority of Sector V were piled into the Beatle's large van. Wally had called Abigail (not his first choice, but probably the most reasonable), who had teased him relentlessly, but had been surprisingly helpful in recruiting the rest of their friends. She had called Hoagie, who had insisted on inviting Cree, which resulted in a long, angry, (jealous) rant from Abby- much to his delight. Hoagie had called Nigel, who was at the time, in the presence of a very pissed off Lizzie (recently dubbed Pissy Lizzie), of whom was delighted at the idea of attending ballroom dancing lessons with her boyfriend, and of whom protested that he already knew how to dance. Finally, Abby had called Kuki. It turned out that Kuki was already going anyways, and her mom was dropping her off separately, hence, the majority of Sector V in the car.. Who would've guessed…
When they arrived at Gallagher Elementary's school gym (the location of the classes), they were surprised to find another fourteen kids waiting for their arrival. They consisted of: a very ticked off looking Fanny Fulbright, a sheepish and rather bored looking Patton Drilovsky, rookies Lee and Sonya, and Rachel McKenzie. Little Miss Kuki Sanban sat cross-legged on the floor, and beside her (much to Wally's utter rage)- surprise- Ace. Hoagie was about to rush over to greet him when the foursome noticed the other company. Chad Dickinson. Standing and sulking in a dark corner. Nigel prepared to attack when Chad spoke.
"You can't. There are innocent people here. I want to wring your little necks as much as you want to," he hissed. Nigel growled.
"We're keeping an eye on you, traitor." Chad snorted.
"As if you could, little brat," he retorted. Wall, Abby, and Hoagie desperately tried to contain Nigel, who was seriously about to kill Chad, when suddenly, much to their dismay, another five kids materialized out of the shadows.
"Well if it isn't the Kids Next Door," they said, smiling evilly.
"You have got to be kidding me!" exclaimed Nigel. He fixed a glare on Wally. "Did you know that they were going to be here?" He threw his hands in the air. "Did anybody know they were going to be here?" He turned towards nobody in particular. "I didn't know they were going to be here!"
"Nigeyyyy!" squealed a voice suddenly. "I made you dinner!" Nigel screamed, collapsing to the ground.
"No…" he moaned. He curled up into a ball, putting his hands over his ears. "This cannot be happening…" He muttered something else that sounded a lot like, "My worst three enemies in the same place…"
"Uh," said Abby. "Does anybody else think that our leadah is going a bit…" she made a circular motion beside her head. Even the Delightful Children nodded along.
"Alright, class, settle down!" interrupted a somewhat familiar voice. The teacher walked into the center of the room. He had electric blue eyes and gray hair. His voice kept cracking. "You can call me Mr. T. My assistant who is running a tad later will be here in a few moments." The kids groaned. "So first I'm going to pair you all up…"
He moved over to where Fanny and Patton were glaring daggers at each other, placing a hand on each of their shoulders. "You two together please." They immediately expressed their cries of utter outrage that were silenced by a sharp look from the teacher. He then paired up Lee and Sonya, who high-fived each other. He beckoned Chad from the shadowy corner and paired him with Rachel, who blushed furiously and badly faked hating him. The other operatives in the room raised their eyebrows at each other, exchanging glances. Some of them snickered. Rachel glared at them.
"Sorry I'm late!" exclaimed a pretty, feminine, accented voice from behind them. They all turned to look at her.
"Numbuh 513?" Nigel exclaimed, aghast.
"Numbuh 1?" she questioned, shocked. "And please call me Holly, Nigel," she added hastily. Her scarves rose from around her neck, waving at all the other confused kids (and teen). "I met Nigel in England." She smiled, explaining how they knew one another. "It was during sort of a mission, I suppose." She was pretty, with bronze skin and ebony black curls. She had ditched her glasses.
"Hm," said the teacher, folding his arms. "Holly, since you already know Nigel, how about if you partner up with him."
"Sure thin-"
"WHAT?" screeched Lizzie, putting her hands on her hips. "You're kidding, right? Don't you realize that he's my boyfriend? Nigey, do something!"
"Uh…" Nigel looked around desperately for help.
"I do not appreciate that attitude or tone, Ms. Devine. Boyfriend or not, if you continue to act like that, I will have to ask you to leave," the teacher said sternly, glaring at her. Nigel mouthed a silent thank you.
"Harrumph!" Lizzie stomped over to where Abby was standing and began furiously ranting. Abby nodded along, pretending to listen.
Next the teacher followed Lizzie, pairing off Abby and Hoagie (more giggles and blushing). And that left… Wally.
"Alright, so how about you, young man," he said, clapping Wally on the shoulder. "With this young lady." He pushed him towards Lizzie. "Excellent."
"Whaddya mean, excellent?!" exploded Wally. He hadn't even realized what was going on until just now. Since he had arrived, he'd been totally zoned out of what was going on, only dreamily imagining totally and utterly bowling down Kuki with his completely stellar ball-dancing skills. He was so excited at the idea of dancing with her, not that he would EVER admit it…
"You will follow the instructions," Mr. T. snapped. Wally growled. Lizzie joined in.
"I don't know what you're trying to get at, mister. But I don't think you're doing this i-" began Lizzie furiously.
"Shut up please, Ms. Devine," the teacher said, cutting her off. There were several scandalized gasps that immediately melted into various fits of giggles. "Anyways," he continued, as if nothing had happened.
Wally so totally wanted to go and strangle him, but something in his eccentric, bright blue eyes concerned him, and he decided to make his move later on. And anyways, it wasn't like Kuki would get attached to her partner or anything like tha-
"Little Ms. Greensleeves and Mr. Cool Hair-do together, please."
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