Things that Uchiha/Hoshigaki Fangs would never say about the Akatsuki:
- Nah, I'm not really a fangirl. Those clouds are -so- last season...
- What the fuck is wrong with Kisame's face?
- Wow, Kisame would be -great- with tartar sauce
-Y'know, I really hate sharks...
-I think Itachi really needs some eyedrops
-The giant venus flytrap on Zetsu is -such- a turn-off
-Deidara's hair looks like a pomeranian's butt
-I would -love- to hang out with Konan! We could do each other's nails, read fanfiction...(etc.)
-Kakuzu and Hidan are dead! Sweet!
-Pein would look -so much- better without all of his piercings. They make him look like a freak!
-I think Kakashi might actually have a thing for Itachi...
- That's it! I don't want to be an Uchiha or a Hoshigaki anymore!
- Waking up in Kisame's bed would be the -worst- possible thing after a night of drinking. I would scream my head off!
- Jeez, don't you just want to smack the hell out of Sasori?
- If Deidara hadn't died, I might have blown him up myself...
- Damn Hidan! No one wants to see your chest!