Herobrines Daily Grief

by Pro-CrafterZ

Somewhat like Doofs Daily Dirt-A Phineas and Ferb fanfiction. Herobrine tells the world about things he does! He says things like unicorns are awesome! He says alot of thing that make no sence! R/R! Rated K .

Yes I know its not a fanfiction. Still, Its good! Related to Doofs Daily Dirt by Jet Engine.

The Intro/Zombies

Hello and welcome to Herobrines Daily Grief! I asked ProCrafterZ to let me on with a nice little kil- i mean, PAINFUL kill- and I will take over FanFiction for Minecraft! Let me show you a few things about me.

Hight: 2 1/4 Blocks.

Fatness: ∞

Sorry about that. Notch said that. Tried to remove it as much as possible.

Fatness: 0 percent

Girls Like Me: False

Griefers LOVE me: True

Do I plan to grief fanfiction: True and False. I plan to take OVER it, not grief it.

Lets start off with something that is going popular these days: ZOMBIES.

These creatures are used for my minions and I still plan to make them. I plant Monster Spawners (that always get removed by idiotic Steve's and other idiots who mess up the worlds horrors.) that make Skeletons, my archer minions, Zombies, my blood-thirsty minions, and Spiders and Cave spiders, the creepy crawlers that are thirsty for blood. The cave spiders are poisonous, giving a lot of extra damage.

They are also popular in real life.

(P.S: I thought that notch was so annoying I gave the company away to Microsoft by telling notch they would give him 2 billion dollars.)

(P.P.S: Microsoft decided to accept it and gave him 2 bil. I guess I was wrong about Microsoft. I thought they were evil.)

(P.P.P.S: Also I plan to destroy all Microsoft things that are related to minecraft. Haha.)

Please Review, Favorite and tell me what in real life zombies look like.

Author's Note: Got suggestions? Review and I will pick one of your suggestions! :D