i don't own naruto , but i own your mom. HA HA HA HA!

It's my first fic so I'm sorry if it's no good

One day kiba was running through the woods. "Shino, Shino"!! He yelled. He found shino standing in the middle of a clearing.

"What is it Kiba"? Shino asked.

"Shino I was walking akakmaru in the woods when I saw this girl, she was riding this girl-dog. Kiba exclaimed.

"So then what happened"? Shino asked looking completely uninterested.

"Well when I asked her for her name she said she would tell me her name if I beat me in a race". Kiba said as he pointed.

"So did you win"? He asked.

"Yeah, but I had to use my fang over fang". Kiba exclaimed

"So what was her name". Shino asked. "Her name was Kai". Kiba said lovingly.

"what is she like"? Shino asked

"She's the coolest girl ever, she smart and beatiful but she's not to feminin". kiba exclamed

"what do you mean" Shino asked

"Well she's a ninja from the hidden earth village, she's not to girly to fight, and she even has a dog named chi-chi i tell you she's the only girl for me,SHE'S PERFECT". Kiba said daised.

"KIBA"!! Someone yelled.

Kiba and Shino looked in the distance and saw a girl and a large female dog. The girl was tall and had long black hair. She was extreamly pretty and had an amazing figure. In fact when Shino locked at her his glasses fell off exposing his eyes.

" OH MY GOD"!! Kiba exclames "THATS WHY YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES ALL THE TIME"

Shino had the eyes of a spider. His pupils were seperated in a colidascope type of form. "What! My clan is a clan of bug experts , the sunglasses are so i can see regular". He explained to Kiba who was fiercly vomiting.

After minutes of vomiting kiba said "See ya Shino" and rode akamaru off to meet kai.

Kiba and Kai rode their dogs off into the sunset , Kai leanded over and gave Kiba a kiss on the cheek.

At that Kiba lost his balance and fell off akamaru. He quickly got back onto akamaru and they began running. Kai ridding Chi-Chi followed Kiba running as fast as she could into the sunset.

"Shino" someone was screaming, it was hinata. She was running as fast as she could.

hinata was extatic"Shino I have great news, i was with naruto-kun when he was getting a mission and Sai said "penis,penis Penis," and wouldnt stpo saying it finaly Tsunade-sama said if Sai said penis one more time he wasn't getting a mission and he yelled penis as loud as he could.

"So"? Shino asked.

"So she pointed to me an said hinatas team gets the mission. We get an A-ranked mission.

"WOW THIS IS GREAT" shino said "So what's the mission"

"We have to hunt down and capture an enemy ninja who is infiltrated konaha on a reconacance mission. Hinata said seriously.

"Sounds Easy enough" shino said disapointed.

" OH NO our ennemy is only sixteen like us but is already chief of the stone black ops, and uses an annimal jutsu like Kiba.

"IS IT AN EARTH KUNOICHI"? Shino said shocked

"Yes how did you know"?

OH SHIT!!

what will hapen to Kiba and his girlfriend? wate till i write the next chapter. also i don't own your mom.

review or don't, i don't care. Okay i do please review.