CHAPTER 1- LET THE STUPIDITY BEGIN!!!
Notes:I am not a racist.
I cross-dressed Aaron and I want her to be a girl.
THE GAMES THAT EXIST ON THIS STORY IS PWNEAGE. THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CREATORS. :( That's just too sad…
Bryan: Man, we've been doing lots of work lately…
Kaz: You can't call what you're doing as 'work' dude… I mean… wtf's 'collecting brain f'n data' as an occupation?!?
Bryan: Shut up. You never really knew how hard was collecting brain data from live people. whacks Kaz in the head with a random whale
Kaz: Ouch!
Sergei: Ha ha!
Kaz: Shut up. whacks Sergei in the head with a flag pole
Sergei: (KO)
Bryan: On the serious side, man… I think we needed a break with our families…
Kaz: And you thought you actually had one…
Bryan: kicks Kaz in the groin
Kaz: What was that for you undead son of a btch of a cop with suspected drug-deals?!?!? decapitates Bryan's arm
Sergei: who woke up again Ha ha!
Kaz: shoots Sergei with an uzi
Bryan: shoots Sergei with a gatling gun in one hand… how'd he do it we'll never know
Sergei x.x
-----------------------------------------------------
AFTER A WEEK……………
--------------------------------------
Sergei: So how was Las Sombras?
Aaron: Still a shithole what do you expect?
Sergei: Care to have a vacation? You've been very busy…
Aaron?? Where ??
Sergei: I don't know… maybe some place relaxing… maybe Iraq or Afghanistan…
Aaron: o.0; You're so corny.
Sergei: I prefer oats.
Aaron: whacks Sergei with a mallet
------------------------------------------------------------
Bryan: I want to relax.
Nina: …………
Bryan: Did you hear me? I said I wanted to relax!
Nina: So?
Bryan: I just wanna relax!
Nina: Why you gotta bother me boo? Mind your own damn business…
Bryan: B- but.. starts to get teary-eyed
(Raven is seen walking outside)
Nina: Hey look it's Sisqo!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Kaz: Jun… go find some place for us to relax…
Jun: You're being a slothy lazyhead s.o.b, Kazuya. You have the laptop.
Kaz: You mean you find finding a relaxing place that hard?
Jun: No.
Kaz: Then what's your problem?
Jun: YOU. shoots Kaz with a .cal 45 pistol Now I shall reign the Zaibatsu!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kaz (thinking) : The author's obviously writing this because she's bored. Anyhow it still sucked…
Author: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!! burns Kaz alive
People: 0.0
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
AFTER ANOTHER WEEK…………………
(On the anals of the city, on a dark alleyway)
Steve: (walking on the alleyway)
Shadow: (reaches out his hand and pats Steve on the shoulder)
Steve: Whoa, guv.
Shadow: Take this, dude… it's very low in price but it takes you way up HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHH……
Steve: 0.o That's weed.
Shadow: Of course.
Steve: Nuh-uh mate… my undead stepfather would electrocute me if he ever finds out…
Shadow: He takes drugs and injects them in his veins anyway so why not be like him? He even digests them…
Steve: He changed for the better, you wanker. Now stay the hell away from me or you'll be another victim of my infinite combo!
Shadow: You crappy boxer… I never knew you were a dimwit and a cheater too… (plays with an Action Replay Max Ver. 7.1 disc on his finger) How would you have the infinite combo without this, huh?!?
Steve:)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
FINALLY THE CURRENT WEEK……
Sergei: ;)
Aaron: What the hell?
Sergei: ;)
Aaron: Huh?!?
Sergei: ;)
Aaron: Stop winking at me!
Sergei: ;)
Aaron: You won't stop winking, huh?!? does the triple fang combo thingamajig
Sergei: x.x
(DOOR BREAKS OPEN)
Bryan: I GOT THE TICKETS!!!
Everyone on the room: …………………… must you be so loud?
Nina: You don't have to say that in CAPS.
Bryan: ………… :)
(Bryan is shoved by Kazuya and walks on his back)
Kaz: Where's Bryan?
Bryan: You devil- possessed bastard you're stepping on my back!
Kaz: Sorry. Have you got the tickets?
Bryan: (dusts himself) Yeah. But I can never forget the day you detached my freakin' arm, you lil' fck! Now I'll get retribution!!!!!!
Sergei: revived mysteriously Ha ha. His arm is full of duct tape! He proved that not only he is a cheap- ass robot, he's also a
Bryan: Mach Punches Sergei
Sergei: x.x
Aaron: Ouch.
Bryan lays down the plane tickets and proceeded on chasing Kazuya with a chainsaw
Aaron: So Nina… where the hell are we going?
Nina: Lemme see (gets tickets)…………………………………………………………………… 0.0 Holy crap! I can't believe it!!!
Jun/Aaron: Where?!?
Nina: THAILAND!!!!!
Jun: You're overacting so much.
Nina: ;
Bryan manages to saw off Kaz' head
Bryan: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun: (Puts Kazuya's head in her bag) He'll be needing it…
Everyone:x
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
THAILAND………………
Bryan: Whew! That was tiring.
Nina: You're not supposed to get tired, hon.
Jun: You're a robot, right?
Sergei: Correction, cheap –ass ro
Bryan pushes Sergei into traffic
Bryan: That's for the sake of plotholes, sweetcake.
Nina: …
Aaron: There's our shuttle service!
Jun: Oh my! My luggages are too heavy for me to carry, I need Kazuya…
The headless body of Kaz pops out behind Jun
Jun: (searches bag) Now where's Kazuya's head?
Sergei/Bryan/Aaron/Nina:D lol
Jun: What's funny?
Bryan: Kazuya's head huh huh…
Jun: Idiot. I meant his head with the eyes, nose and mouth not his bner you green- minded nitwit.
Bryan:)
Shuttle Service Driver: All aboard!!!
Kaz' head is seen on the airport runway with a plane about to take off
Everyone: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!!
Kaz' Head: ZOMG HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!!!!
Nina: (does a series of cartwheels and different stunts to save Kazuya's poor head off the runway)
Everyone: Whew. ;;;;;;;
Kaz' Head: Ooh and I got the privilege to chance upon your boobs, Nina…
Nina: …………:x ……………… Who wants football at the beach?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CHAWENG BEACH, KOH SAMUI, THAILAND………
Sergei: (making gun gestures at the hotel receptionist) CHAWENG! CHAWENG! blows imaginary smoke off finger
Receptionist: O.o
Aaron: What in the blue hell do you think you're doing?!? grabs Sergei by the hair I've been looking for you all over the place!
Sergei: Owww.
(Inside Bryan & Nina's hotel suite)
Kazuya's Head: Please!!! Have mercy!!!
Bryan: We gon' play football, money! Ya dig?!!?! :D
Nina: And we're using yo own head homie!!!
Kaz: Oh sht please!!! I ain't done you no wrong!!!
Bryan: Enough of speaking ghetto language! Time for us to engage ourselves in this ball game of football…………… game…
practices football with Kazuya's head
Kazuya: AHHHHH stop it it's making me dizzy! throws up
Bryan/Nina: AWWWW SHEEEIIITTTT
(Throws Kaz' head outside the window)
Kaz' Head: (Heard from outside) You ingrates!!!!!!
OUTSIDE THE HOTEL…………
(Didn't tell that they were also here, but they are and you don't really care, how about that?)
Xiao: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LOOK JINNIE JINNY JING JING KA JING JING JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111!111111!!!!!!!!
Jin: What the hell are you shouting about again you sugar- addicted freak of nature?!?
Kaz' Head: A little help?
Jin: What the dad?!?
--------------------------------------------------------
INSIDE THE SAME HOTEL THE FREAKS ARE CHECKED IN…………
Author is hit by a boulder in the head
Author: I said 'chicks' who the hell threw that large rock on me?
Bryan: snickers
Author: drops him in a pit of zombified Dr. Abels and Boskonovitches
Bryan: MWAHHAHAHAHA—HEY!!!! OW! OOP! EEK! UGH! OUCH! SON OF A-…
Back to the story……
Steve: Why did you come with me all the way here to Thailand you wanker?
Shadow: Because you still haven't accepted my offer…
Steve: I already said no.
Shadow: You'll regret declining me…
Steve: Ae.
Shadow: Now the truth shall be revealed!!!
Everyone on the hotel: O.O
Steve: Holy Cow! Is this a high- res mirror in front of me!!!!!?!?!??
Shadow (now revealed as Raven from BeatDown: FOV): HAHAHAHAHAHA you piece of shite!!!
Steve: What's 'shite'?
Raven: It doesn't concern you. Party's getting started with all the revelations!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!
Steve: YEAH I'M FINALLY GETTING LAID!!!!
Well I hope you enjoyed. Chapter 2 will be up soon, but I need what you guys think!
Please R&R on the way, thank you!!!