Creepypasta Pick-Up Lines
A/N:…Oh dear god, what have I created?. . .I guess we'll see.
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Jeff
I'd kill you, but first I need your number.
(…Huh?
Jeff-It was all I could think of.
Well it was lame.)
Masky
You're sweeter than cheesecake.
Hoody
I-I h-hope y-you don't m-mind m-my sh-shyness. You're j-just so b-beautiful.
(That was so cute!
Hoody- -/-)
BEN
Wanna play?
(…
BEN-You never said it had to be good.)
Eyeless Jack
I would never take your kidneys, but I will take your heart.
(How did that make me hungry?*
E.J-Wanna kidney?
No, but I do want blood.)
(Well that's it and…
Oh god, Jeff is back)
Jeff
Go to sleep…with me, of course.
(…Jeff won.)
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A/N: What?! I was bored in my S.S. class after I had finished my test. Then I thought "Hey. What would the creepy pasta's(and Masky and Hoody's) pick-up lines be?" And then this was born.
So…yeah…you can go now. Like, right now. Tell me if you want me to continue this. Um…Buh-Bye*waves*
*I wasn't kidding when I said that.