okay, okay... complete-ish summary:
the boys(and girls) are in grade 8 at south park middle school, and when one of the guys brings up the list the girls made in 4th grade, the rest are determined to figure out their real places. GAH! it's crappy i know(and i over-use commas and swear words[lol] .), but i swear on cookies that it will be the best damn fic ever!(eventually \\\\)
ya'll know the disclaimer by now: ~~~ I don't own sp, but i wish i did...XD~~~
Now please enjoy....
The List - Part 2
Prolouge/Group Discussions
Prolouge; Craig's POV
As soon as Butters ran to my lunch table and told us about this list the girls made that rated our looks, I knew it would have bad results. Turns out I was right. Kyle almost comitted arson, and Bebe was sent to juvie for a week. But damn dude, curiousity got the best of me. Of all of us. Because when an event like that happens, you don't just let it slide. You can try and forget all you want but when someone tries to remember, that curiousity makes you do some pretty fucked up things....
Chapter One: Group Discussions
Craigs POV
"Shut up fat ass!" Kyle's voice boomed across our lunch table. "Ay! don't call me fat you fuckin' jew!" Cartman responded as if on reflex.
Just another "normal" day at South Park Middle School. Sometime back in..fifth grade maybe? My "group" had merged with Stan and Kyle's, so now all of us hung out together. By all of us I mean Tweek, Token, Clyde, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman and Pip&Damien for some messed-up , and me Craig Tucker of course.
Occasionaly Wendy's girl group and us would, like go to a party or something, but being only 13 it was kinda, well...gay. Gayer than the metrosexual fad.
Anyway I zoned out there. Back to the lunch table. Kyle and Cartman were still engaged in a heated argument about jews and money or some damn thing like that, Stan, Token and Kenny were trying to break it up, and Tweek, Damien and Clyde were laughing at a piece of food stuck between Pip's braces.
Yep, just another ordinary day. And i'm just sitting here with nothing to do. A shrill cry snaps me back to reality and I see Butters and his gay little platinum blonde spikes running towards my table.
"Omg! Omg! Fellas! I-i was talking to the girls an' remember that list the girls made back in 4th grade?The one that rated our looks fro cutest t-to ugliest?"
Oh Jesus Christ no. It's happening all over again.
"Yeah what about it?" I find myself saying without thinking about it. Damn it Craig. You just can't keep your fucking mouth shut.
"Well I was thinking about it the other day, a-and I asked Bebe if she could tell me the real order and she said no we had to figure it out ourselves, so I-i thought y'know, we could all g-get together and figure it out?" He finishes with a hopeful smile.
Everyone stares blankly at him.
"..." There's a long awkard silence at our table, until someone pipes up "GAH! I wanna know where I really was! We should *nervous twitch* try to figure it out!!"
What the fuck!? Why would Tweek care about this? He was totally indifferent to all of this in fourth grade, so why does he care now?
Everyone turns to stare at Tweek, and even Butters looks surprised. "I agree with Tweek. I want to know if i'm still number one!"
Clyde!? What the hell is wrong with everybody? It's then I notice everyone staring at me with anxious looks on their faces. Oh. I must've been the only person not in favor of finding out the real list. Well screw them. I could really care less.
"Why the fuck do you guys care about something that happened..." I calculate the numbers in my head "...Five years ago!?"
"You GAH don't even wanna know where you are, GAH! I mean were, Craig?" Tweek twitches anxiously.
"Nope." I reply. I do not want to go through all that shit again.
"Craig." Token says calmly to me. "Just help us figure it out ok?"
The stupid pussy part of my mind makes me blurt out my next response. "Okay."
Damn it. Damn it!
"Alright!" Everyone cheers and I flip them all off as the lunch bell rings.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got through the chapter!!!!!!!! ~^_^~
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