"WALLY!" Was the first thing Robin heard as he materialized into Mount Justice.
He audibly groaned. What did he do this time? He only walked about ten steps when he spotted a blur running past him, an angry archer not far behind. He sighed, turned his head, and burst into giggles.
Artemis's hair was dyed an obnoxious shade of pink. That's right, pink.
Her face was twisted into a snarl, her face bright red. She nocked another arrow and with a battle cry, proceeded to shoot at Wally.
With a yelp, he ducked, and in the place where his head was a few moments before, were three arrows about one inch deep into the concrete wall.
He gulped and stupidly enough, tried to make a grab for Artemis's bow and quiver. She grinned, pulled back her bowstring, and let one of her net arrows fly loose.
Once Wally was entangled in the net, she dragged him by his feet, all the way back to her room, where unimaginable torture lay beyond.
"PLEASE! Don't kill me! NOOOOOOO-" Wally was cut off as the door to Artemis's room slammed shut.
Meanwhile, a certain little bird had made his way up to the rafters. He had recorded it on his phone as the events had taken place.
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As the day had progressed on, Robin had seen little action, other than the incident this morning. He spent his free time hacking into the Justice League computer systems. But that provided little entertainment, since he'd hacked into it at age nine.
He huffed angrily. There had to be something to do!
Robin lurked around in the shadows for quite a bit of time, until he came upon Aqualad. The boy with gills was reading a book in the living room.
Perfect.
"Hi, Kaldur!"
Kaldur whirled around to face him, getting into battle stance, the book long forgotten.
"Oh. Robin. It is just you." He said, slightly surprised. "I have not seen you all day."
"Well, I was really bored. There is nothing to do!"
"But was it necessary to startle me?"
"Yep!" Robin said cheerfully, and he melted back into the shadows.
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He found M'gann cooking in the kitchen, humming some random song she heard on the radio, while stirring some batter.
"Hey, Miss M, what are you cooking?"
"Hi, Robin! I'm making brownies for my cheerleading team! You can have some if you want!"
"Uh, no thanks. Batman doesn't like me having sweets... So, what's Supey doing?"
"Watching static."
"Oh... okay then?"
He walked out of the kitchen, a little frustrated that there was nothing for him to do.
Ugh! Batman would have a better time than him!
"I guess I'll just do some algebra, then. Nothing could be more interesting than that," he mumbled under his breath. He programmed the Zeta tubes and headed back to Gotham.
The team all let out audible sighs of relief from their hiding places.
Wally got out a movie. "Did we really have to bore him out of the mountain? I mean, really, Megalicious, why?"
"Well, we couldn't just let him watch a movie that's PG-14!"
The team all gave her odd looks.
"What?"
The team all facepalmed, and walked out of the room.
And poor M'gann watched them leave, standing there in confusion.