A/N: The characters used in this story, as well as a few of their quotes, belong to Disney, but the words and storyline are my own. I have made no profit from them whatsoever, except (hopefully) satisfaction in a job well done and perhaps constructive criticism from my peers and fellow writers.

"And now, Kim Possible... and buffoon… you shall meet your doom!" The blue-skinned villain cackled maniacally. Shego looked on, bored as usual and ignoring the self-proclaimed mad genius's ranting coming from her side.

Kim struggled with the ropes binding her. "Drakken, you'll never get away with this!" she shouted.

"And why not?" Drakken shouted back.

"Because… because…" Kim stuttered. She lifted her chin suddenly, defiant. "Because you love me!"

Ron twisted in his ropes to look at her and Shego gaped. The two sidekicks chorused, "What?"

Drakken took a deep breath and sadly nodded, tears in his eyes. "It's true," he said sadly. "I could never tell you, because I know you'd never love me back."

"But I do love you!" Kim proclaimed, ignoring her boyfriend at her back.

"What about the buffoon?" Drakken asked, indignant.

"Hey!" Shego stood up. "Don't call him that!"

"Call him what?"

"A buffoon! He's twice the man you'll ever be!"

"Hey!" the villain bit back. "I resemble that remark!"

Ron looked at Shego wide-eyed. "What did you mean by that, Shego?"

"I love you!" she cried.

"I love you, too!" Ron said.

Suddenly a ninja girl and a brunette burst in the villains' lair. "What about us?" Kim and the newcomers screamed.

"Um…" Ron laughed nervously. "I didn't think I'd ever see all you girls in the same room…"

Drakken turned to look at the ninja, starry-eyed.

The girl turned to him. "Greetings. I am known as Yori."

"Yori…" Drakken tried sounding out the name. "We shall be wed tomorrow!"

Kim growled. "You'd just leave me alone like that?"

"No!" a monkey-handed man climbed down from the rafters to untie her. "I'm here!"

"Monkey Fist!" the brunette yelled. "I thought we were in this together!"

"You thought wrong, Rockwaller."

"Monty?" Kim questioned. "What about DNAmy?"

"Who cares about her?" Monkey Fist stated dramatically. "At least we're together, until my terminal cancer separates us."

"Oh, this is just great," Bonnie said. "Now that Monty's run off and Wade's in the hospital in a coma, I'm all alone."

"Not quite, my dear." A voice penetrated the mess of noise.

"Junior?" Bonnie asked hopefully, but out popped a feathered man.

"Aviarius!" She squealed. She ran into his arms. "What about Electronique?"

"Does it matter?"

"Of course not!"

For the next several hours, all that could be heard was the smacking lips of sure soul-mates.

O.o I have no idea where this came from…