SNED: Sam and Emily's Wacky Groegventure
The year is twhhoutsand and tweleve. Due to los of stuf ahappneing 3 pendle party tards are lot loosse into the place of the face with the books in. Only 1 man couls stahp them and he isn't even a man but a goat. Bully groaf the most sned goat ever.
He has 2 aprentices to help him but he must tarins them for the harsh battles of visage tome. They mus be trained to RATE!
"what wud u reat this girl" billy aksed and handed sam a picture with a tree with ginger hair. "dayum billy das a 10/10" and his sam boner began to grow. Butt builly head based the hroeny sam and sed "no she is like 2 maximum ur an idort"
This trainingc contituedt for like a while while billy continues to galup to Fbland. Emily didn't need trainig because she was a harsh grudge bearwer wjo rated personality instead.
They finbally arrived to the geats of FB and mark suckiceberg was there dead, he had drank 3^50 tones of alculhole which is moar then even sma an groeg dranbks in one day. "the party tards must have tooak him prttuyign" bolly conculidee.
They took 1 step into Fbland and suddenly a wild 2/10 appeared and attacked them with hair dye and fake tan. The hair dye hit omily and now she was bluemily. (will this be inkroetrenat in thefture? No)
Meanwheiles sam got hitted by the fake tan and became nig, "no" he said and began playing baketball with a watermelon. Billy goat roared "2/10 wouldn't bang" and the gilr exploded, emilys hair became back again and sam wuz whit.
Sam then found a shortcut filled with alcholhols and sluts, "this wherr they went" he unplumbed. But as they crawled along the party pipe, loads of voicees sudenelyy appeersed. "sam pls hpw do oi number""yo how do division work" "matlab help need" ot was millions of university Sam friends using fbchat. "noooooooooooo" sam cllapsed from anoy. Then Emily got annoy to but her went angry at al the maths talking "GRR I AM ENGLISH MAJORR" and turned full bearmily. Then she crashed around in the pipe util it burst them out into a new sand starnage fb place…
To brean contemplated…