"Mash, mash, mashed potatos. Mash, mash, mashed potatos with cheese~" After singing this a few times as I was walking down the streets of New York, I pasued when someone grabed my sholder. Turning around to see who it was, I saw a middle aged man with a cool beard-thing. As well as that he was wearing an expensive suit.

"What do you need?" I asked confused, seriously why would a rich want with me. Now it was apperently HIS turn to be confused.

"You don't know who I am?!" He exclaimed(1).

"Should I, all I really know is that your a rich-dude with a cool beard thing. As well as you stoped me as I was heading home to my apartment...to eat lunch." I said, then my stomach decided to help prove that my statement was true.

'...'

"..So was there a reason why you stoped me?" I asked, trying to not sound anoyed.

"Not really, I just was wondering why you were singing 'mashed potatos' for." he said as though that was a perfectly good reason to bother me. "Also it is not a 'beard-thing'. It is called a circle beard(2), and yes, yes it is cool. And seriously you don't know who I am?! I'm Tony Stark! Ironman! A billionare philanprotist!" the now dubed 'Tony Stark' replied.

I just stared at him for a minute.

"Anywho, I was singing it because I can and felt like it, I was borad, and there is nothing wrong with being random. Now, can you let go of my shoulder please? I would like to go home and make my lunch. I said, exasperated.

"Can I join you?" He asked.

"What?"

"Can I join you for lunch?" he reiterated.

"sure?"I said. The proceded toto continue on my way. "Come on rich-guy we are almost there"

I AM A LINE BREAK

We arived at my apartmentand I proceded to point to where the plates, cups and silverwhare were located. "I am cooking, so you are going to set the table. You are going to set the table. You are either helping or I kick you out and you get no food." I said as I was grabbing the food items that I needed for today's lunch. When I was done I had a bowl of apple slices (love those things), mashed potatos, cheese, corn popcorn chicken, and a dish of butter.

"Justput a scup of masehed potatoson your plate and then proceed to make a bowl, then fill it with what you want. After that put another scoup of mashed potatos on top of that, wait for a minute, and then dig in!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands into the air. "That is how you make my version of a mashed potato bowl." I explained further. Then sat down to make and eat my food.

"You are strange" Tony said as he sat down to do the same. I shruged as a placed a spoonful of my concoction into my mouth. I hummed, pleased on how good it tasted. I watched as he made his own food for a bit, them focused completely on my food.

I AM A LINE BRECK

After we wereone eating I made him help me by putting the leftovers into storage containers, while I put the dishes into the dishwasher. When that was done, I asked "So, do you need anything else?"

"Can I have your number?"

I raised my eyebrow in a Snape-like manner. "Why?" I replyied dryly.

"So if I need your brand of randomness again i can call you."he said with a pleased smile on his face.

'Rich people are wierd' I thougt.

"k, then." I said as I proceeded to give him the number for the mental help hotline. You never know what crazy you can run into that asks for your number... When that was done I proceeded to kick him out, after giving him the bag with the leftovers in it, I only promised him lunch. After I was sure that he was gone I then decided that I should change my cellpnome number soon. I then sat on my couch and watched season one of Numb3rs again.

The end?

I AM A LINE BREAK

I own nothing, just my randomness. The rest belongs to Marvel.

(1)I really wanted to put 'he shrieked, in a manly way of course.'

(2)Yes that is what it is called, I looked it up.