LOL! How she comes up with this stuff I don't know. :)
STRIDERS BALLAD
By Pookie

Sit your selves right down
and you'll hear my tale
a tale of a strange romance
it started with a young elf maid
who cooked at every chance
her hair was long and never tied
kept finding it in my soup
why she tried to cook at all
will go down in the history books
will go down in the history books
my stomach started feeling rough
I felt like I would hurl
as soon as I got up to excuse myself
then came the second course
came the second course
my stomach is now hard as steel
clad in wrought iron and lead
I now can eat most any thing
from uncooked eggs,
to cold coffee
and passed the boiling stage,
old chunky milk,
moldy and burnt ham
I can take on anything