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Notez ~ This is our 1st fanfic so don't expect it to be that good... enjoy!
--One: A job--
"Please don't fire me, please don't fire me, please don't fire me, please don't fire me." chanted the auburn haired girl.
"SAKURA!"
"Kami-sama don't do this to me," Sakura walked to her boss's office and knock on the door before entering, "and this is only my first week…"
"Boss, I'm so sorry I didn't know that the pig headed freak was your mom! Please don't fire me."
"What did you just called my mom?" inquired her boss.
Oh swell…
"You mean you weren't going to fired me?"
"No, I just want to tell you to keep up the good work. But I think that's a better idea. You're fired!"
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Why can't life be like those fairytales that my dad reads to me when I was younger? When all you have to do is wait for your prince charming to come and sweep you off your feet then have a beautiful wedding and live happily ever after in a huge castle.
I have to be the unluckiest girl on the face of the planet. I mean who gets fired twenty-nine times in six months? It's not that I'm lazy or anything, I go to work on time every day. Maybe I'm slightly late sometimes. Okay okay fine, I'm always late, happy? But so what if I'm few hours late…a girl must look her best where ever she goes, even if she's a plumber …
Flashback
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!"
Sakura almost had a heart-attacked when the door suddenly burst open and the girl begin screaming at her. She blinked a couple of times when she saw Sakura "Oh I'm so sorry I thought you were the plumber"
"I am." Sakura said matter-of-factly.
The girl looked at her as if she had two heads or something. She began looking at her from the top to bottom with her jaw hung open, "Is this some kind of joke? Who the hell would wear something like that when they're just gonna fix the leak?" those questions were left unanswered when the girl decided not to ask. Who knows, this might be what other female plumbers are wearing this days…
Sakura saw the girl's expression and gulped, is there something wrong with what she's wearing? She was just wearing a sundress that was slightly above the knee, matching scarf and huge sunglasses.
What? The glasses are new and it has been raining cats and dogs for the whole month, this is the only day the sun decided to get his lazy ass out.
"So are you going to stand there staring at space or are you going to fix the leak?"
Sakura snap out of her thoughts.
End of flashback
"Life is not like the games we play on computers." Sakura mentally make a note to self.
Not only that the stupid leak cause me my job, it had also destroyed my pretty dress. What happened you asked? Well I just did what my 'Sims' did in my computer game. I took the wrench and smash it against the faucet. The whole thing fall off and water started destroying my pretty little dress. The next thing I knew, I was fired. So maybe I wasn't the best plumber in the world.
You know, there used to be a supermarket nearby…but it got bankrupt and I wonder why… That reminds me…I used to work there once as a cashier. And I remember the day my boss came up to me and said that I can't work there anymore.
Well it's not my fault the supermarket gone bankrupt … I think. I mean I might have given people more change that I should have but you can't blame me for this, math hate me and I hate math. And I gave 98 discount to some people and gave others free things and that when on for a week or so but that could not have caused the whole supermarket to go bankrupt right?
I also tried selling houses. But I can't tell the customers that the house is good when it's a just a piece of junk. You can't blame me for this either, I'm just too honest.
Flashback
"I think this house is perfect, Takashi." Chiharu smiled to her husband. Chiharu is one of Sakura's closest friends. So when Chiharu needed a house she automatically went to Sakura.
Takashi smiled back at his wife, "Did you know that people once—"he couldn't finish his sentence because his wife's handbag was flying at him.
Sakura stare at Chiharu with her mouth widely open and wonder if that was meant to happen…
"What do you think Sakura? Is this house a thumbs up or thumbs down?" asked Chiharu.
Like in an anime, Takashi magically appeared next to Chiharu, "Chiharu, darling, this is the sixty-seventh house we saw…don't you think we should decide whether we should buy the house or not?"
Sakura ignored Takashi, "I don't think you should buy this house, it's not worth it, actually I don't think you should buy anything from my company." Sakura said without realizing that her boss was right behind her…
So there goes her job…again.
End of flashback
And the list went on and on….Why all my bosses can't understand that everyone makes mistakes? If I were one, I would hire someone like myself and never fire them. But if all my employees are like me then I doubt that my business can even last for an hour. No wonder all my boss fires me……no Sakura, don't think like this.
Think positive.
Think positive.
Think positive.
Yes, I would hire myself because I'm hardworking, nice, and smart….just minus the little fact that I'm usually late for work, bad-tempered, kinda lazy and hate all my bosses. I swear I get enough money I would hire someone to assassinate them. Why do I need a job anyway? I can survive without a job; I can even survive without money! Then suddenly images of food, clothes, and shoes come into her mind. She frowned and being looking for a job in the newspaper.
Sakura jump out her chair when her ringtone began blasting from her phone.
"Hello?" Sakura tried to recover from the shock. Why do I easily get shock these days?
"Hi Sakura! I heard you got fired again…"the girl on the other line said.
Wow…is it me or does Tomoyo knows everything? Maybe I should ask which news she watches…
"It's nice to hear from you too Tomoyo…how long has it been?"
The other girl rolled her eyes, "Oh stop exaggerating….I spoke to you this morning".
"For twelve seconds."Sakura reminds her best friend.
"Ha ha very funny…by the way I found you a new job."
"Have I ever told you how much I love you? When can I start work?" Sakura asked happily.
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