Know Your Stars, Harry Potter Style
Muahahahahaha hello, decide to make a know your stars Harry Potter addition.
The talker in the show shall be known as…… Snufalufgus
And of course the first person to come on the show in none other then……. HARRY POTTER!
Warning: all of the characters in this story will be bashed in someone even if I like them, cuz it's fun though to make fun of them anyway
"Harry Potter…….. Is inlove with him self……."
"What? That's not true, o what……..yes it is." Flashes sexy grin
"Ewwwww that is so wrong"
"Whats so wrong about my sexy body?"
"Ok then moving on…… Harry Potter…….. Loves frozen squirrel pies for dinner"
"That's a lie! I am secretly in love with the rock cakes Hagrid makes."
"God, even I didn't know you were this much of prat"
"I am Not a Prat"
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Are"
"Not"
"Are"
"Not"
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy."
"No you shut up, you're driving me crazy."
"Arrrrrg! How can Hermione and Ron stand you?"
"Oh well they just love me like the rest of the world."
"Well, no not the rest of the world, I don't love you."
"W…What? You don't Love me?" burst out in tears
"Oh, Harry I'm sorry, I do love you" Pats back sympathetically
"Ah Ha! Now everyone in the world loves me. You admitted it!"
"O Darn! I was tricked!"
"That's right, you were tricked by me, The-Boy-Who-Tricked-The-Host-Speaker"
"I thought you were The-Boy-Who-Lived"
"I go by many names, my favorite is Sex kitten"
"Ok, please I can't stand this self-conceited Moran anymore please take him away.
Security comes and drags Harry away.
"Ehm, sorry about that…… Next up we have Lord Voldemort!"
"I shall kill you all."
"Now Voldy, it is ok if I call you that right?"
"NO!"
"Ok good Voldy, Now….. Voldemort….. takes secret yoga class with Snape on the weekends."
"What! What in bloody hell is yoga? Is it some muggle thing that is disgusting!"
"Hey, I'm a muggle, and I could kick your asssssss Biatch"
"Oooo You didn't say what I though you did girlfriend"
"Don't you talk to me in that tone"
"I will do what eva I feel like it, youz jus a fugly azz bitch that can't get wa she needz"
"Oh yeah bitch? I run with twelve gangs."
"O yeah? I run with 13 gangs and run 3 of my own gangs"
"Wha eva wha eva I do wha I wannn"
"Youz jus jeeealouzzz"
"Ok then moving on…….Lord Voldemort…. Iz so weak tha little biaaaatch 'Arry Potter can whoop hes azzz in a street fight"
"Oooo you better shut up or I'll pop a cap in your bitch azz"
"I'd like to see you try Mofo." pounces on Voldemort
attacks
New voice "Please, please will some one separate them please?"
Voldemort and Snufalufagus are pulled apart
That's it for now, did you like it. I hope you did, I'm open to ideas and flames and you can request someone you want next