Loki Gets Tony'd
Tony crept into Loki's bedroom, making sure that he placed his feet carefully so he didn't make any of the floorboards creek. He looked around the large room. It had dark green wallpaper with a gold line running across the middle. The carpet was black and had Loki's day-old socks lying here and there. A black t-shirt had been draped across the bed's footboard and the bed was unmade. It looked like Loki wasn't the tidiest person living on the helicarrier. On top of the god's bed-side table sat his battle helmet or as Tony liked to call it, his "reindeer hat". Tony cautiously stepped over to the helmet and picked it up. He frowned at how heavy it was. No wonder Loki didn't wear it very often. He nursed the helmet in his hands and left the room with his prize.
Tony fitted the battle helmet to his head as he strode down the corridors of the helicarrier, earning confused glances from some of the crew. The "reindeer hat" was heavy and it gave him a stiff neck but the look on the Norse god's face would be worth it. Tony entered the main room on the helicarrier. It was the one place he could be sure to find Loki and the Avengers together. As soon as he walked in silence fell over the gathered party as they looked first at Tony and then at the helmet. Loki's helmet. Loki did a rather good impression of a goldfish, his mouth half-open and his eyes un-blinking as he tried-but failed-to figure out how the genius had got the helmet in the first place. And then it dawned on him: he had forgotten to lock the door when he had left to get his breakfast! Rage replaced the look of confusion on his face and he lunged at Tony, the genius dodging the attack and running off down the halls shouting "TONY'D!" at the top of his lungs with Loki not far behind while the rest of the Avengers rolled their eyes.