Disclaimer:

Ali: I wanna own it!

Ann: NOOOOO MEEEEE!!!!

Elssa: …Neither of you own Ouran. Go see a psychiatrist. No, on second thoughts don't. The psychiatrist wouldn't be able to take it.

Chapter One: The Crackness of the CrackMaster™

Hello….

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE CRACK MASTER™.

Some people call me Kyouya. But they are retards.

BECAUSE MY REAL NAME IS DA

~$UPa KRKMSTA777_dr4gon~$lyer_3.14_ye4hh_Dat'$sawft**] ™

Ven oi vosh mi kurofes [when I wash my clothes]

Oi loike tuu dwink der soppie vatr [I am on crack]

But back to business. I'll tell you a bit about myself.

I am awsummmmmm… coz I wear shiny glasses that have a speshal button which I press when I want them to flash. It totally freaks pplz out man, cuz da beams of lite are purple lazas! PuRPLe!!!!!

(A/N: this is just crack on Kyouya's nerdinness :P )

My favourite game is Dance Dance Revolution!!!!!

With Fujioka's dad.

IT'S FUNNNNNN..

and it is very pretty

teeeeeeHHEEEEEEEK *random snorting sounds*

Kneee how. I know chinesian now. YEAH BABY!!!

[sometime somewhere Austin Powers keels over dead…JUST KIDDING--- He's too awesome to die.]

The Host Club stared down at Kyouya's twitching prone body.

"I wonder what he dreams about?" said Mori.

"Tamaki reckons you don't wanna know." Said Tamaki

Renge suddenly popped out of the snack cupboard and proceeded to lick the sugary pink icing off Kyouya's face. Yes, he had icing on his face. It was pink.

\ pink. pink. \ pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. pink. \ pink. pink. pink. pink.

\ pink. pink.

\ pink. pink.

\ pink. pink.

PINK?????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

He looked pretty.

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Hey y'all!

If you made it this far into this story, then MAN are you patient!

If we could, we would've given you some awesome cool kick-ass award, coz you deserve it!!!

However, please forgive our heinous crack. Flames are just a mean form of constructive criticism, but nothing OTT! (And for you people who are just like Ali, that means Over The Top :D)

Maybe there will be another chapter, maybe this one was too much awfulness in one story. That all depends on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Review!