DISCLAIMER: We don't own Mortal Instruments, Publix, or potatos. All rights belong to whoever owns them.
Once upon a time there was a farmer named Simon. He planted a potato plant and soon after he had a bunch of delicious potatoes.
Since Simon was broke, he decided to see the potatoes to Publix for $1,000 each. Since he had 15 potatoes he would get $15,000. They were very rare, magical potatoes so Publix people in New York happily paid him the money and began to ship the potatoes to a Publix in Manhattan.
Clary's mom went grocery shopping and bought the potatoes for only $1 which was stupid since they had cost over $1,000 dollars but oh well.
So after she buys them she goes home and cooks them. Then Clary eats them. Afterwards, she pooped them out.
And that's the story of the very expensive, magical potatoes.
~THE END!~
Authors note: We (Isa & Lisa) really like potatoes and also pizza. KAY BYE!