I'm back! This is just a little SasuHina oneshot I randomly came up with. I was tired when I wrote this, so if it sucks, it's not my fault. But I still want feedback! So read and review!

Sasuke Uchiha was in one of his worst predicaments yet. He was standing next to Hinata, while being lectured by her overly-stuck-up father. How had he gotten into this again? Oh yeah. That day.

That fatal day. Well, at least Neji would call it fate. See, that day, he had gone to the market to stock up on more fruit and vegetables, when something odd had happened…

~Flashback~

Sasuke was walking through the vegetable section of the market when he happened to come across where his favorite fruit/vegetable was kept. Or, at least, where is was supposed to be kept. At this particular moment, it was empty of all its tomatoe-ness. And the youngest Uchiha was none too happy about it.

He glared at the empty section, but moved on. That is, until a certain indigo-haired girl bumped into him.

"A-ah. S-sorry Uchiha-s-san," Hinata apologized. Sasuke merely glared and nodded. Then he noticed something in her basket. Tomatoes. Uh-oh…

Sasuke was in a pickle. He had had a crush on the Hyuuga heir for a while, but had never acted on it, seeing as he was so obsessed with living up to his brother's image. So he did the only thing he could think of. He quickly handed the money he owed to the shop owner, kissed Hinata, stole her tomatoes (which she had already paid for), and ran. (Not after smirking at a bewildered Hinata first, of course.)

But, this being Hinata, she had not been allowed outside the house without an escort, and, being her unofficial bodyguard, Neji had been picked to do so. And we all know, Neji is a proper gentleman, and could never let something so horrendous happen to his sweet, innocent younger cousin. So he reported it to his uncle.

~End of Flashback~

Sasuke looked up as Hiashi wrapped up his lecturing.

"So, do you have anything to say for yourself?" Hiashi asked, still glaring at Sasuke with extreme dislike. Sasuke glared back before responding.

"I still don't believe I did anything wrong." Cue the open-mouthed gaping.

"You ruin my child's innocence, steal her tomatoes, and you say you have done nothing wrong?!" Hiashi was fuming. Sasuke merely stared at him.

"I think the kiss should have more than covered the cost of the tomatoes." At this point, poor Hinata was about to pass out from embarrassment, which didn't escape Sasuke's notice. "You are only causing yourself and Hinata-chan more trouble by pursuing this further," he added, attempting to spare her from any more unnecessary embarrassment.

Hiashi sighed. Apparently his long and drawn out lecture had no affect on the Uchiha, and he didn't seem like he was about to apologize any time soon.

The Hyuuga leader continued to glare at Sasuke. "This isn't over," he stated, but dismissed the Uchiha none-the-less.

As he was walking back to his own house, Sasuke was thinking, 'If I had known it would be so much fun to make Hiashi mad and Hinata blush, I would've done this a long time ago… I wonder what excuse I should come up with next?' He smirked. Hinata was in for a looooong week…

Hinata collapsed on her bed, exhausted. Just remembering what had happened that day made her blush redder than the tomatoes. Although, she couldn't say she didn't enjoy it. Besides, the looks she got from the fangirls and her father made it all worthwhile. She'd have to find Sasuke later on...

Cute, neh? Now, review! Please?