Sephiroth's Bakery!!
Rod
Note: :D This is a parody off a parody.
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*Shot to a very wrecked looking, small building with wooden
planks over the windows, big cracks in the walls, and a
broken window. Hanging above the door was a big plastic
sign that said "SEPHIROTH'S BAKERY."*
" When you're in a mood for a tasty snack,
Come over here and don't look back,
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery!
Cup cakes cream puffs,
Chocolate cakes, cool cookies,
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery..
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery.. "
(THIS IS RECORDED INFRONT OF A LIVE FEMALE AUIDENCE!)
*We enter the bakery. Everything is pink and yellow, and
Sephiroth is standing behind a counter wearing a "Bite Me"
apron and a chef's hat. A sign on the counter says "Buy
something or get the fuck out."*
Sephiroth: Fucking Cloud Strife! Ever since he defeated me and
meteor, I've been having to work in this fucking bakery!!
Mysterious Voice: Did somebody say.. CLOUD STRIFE!?
*Cloud Strife dives into the picture. All the females in the audience
woooo and Cloud takes his time to wave and make pointing gestures
to the swooning fangirls. Sephiroth's not amused.*
Cloud: So, how are you, Sephiroth? .. My arch nemisis. -Brow arch-
Sephiroth: Oh great. YOU'RE here. What the hell do you want? Read
the sign. -Point-
Cloud: Hmmm. How much is that tasty cake? -Points to a cake behind Sephiroth-
Sephiroth: For you!? Hmm..ehh..Four thousand gil.
(There's luaghter in the auidence.)
Cloud: Four thousand gil!? Fuck my ass, that's low, even for you,
Sephiroth.. My arch nemisis. Have anything for free?
Sephiroth: Free?-Shuffles under the counter and pulls out
a tray. There's a close up of the cupcake that's on it. Random
pointy objects and needles are poking out of it. It doesn't look
safe.- Free. Just for you. Eat up.
Cloud: For me? It sounds quite suspicious, Sephiroh.. My arch
nemisis.
*Suddenly, Barret walks in*
Barret: WHOA, FREE MAN. -Takes the cupcake-
Sephiroth: No, you fat bastard, put it down!
Barret: -Eats it- HEY HEY HEY, THIS IS SOME GOOOOD SHIT!
Sephiroth: -Slaps his forhead.-
Barret: -Drops dead, blood coming out of his mouth.-
Cloud: What the fuck!!
Sephiroth: Argh! This is a disaster!
Cloud: You could say.. this is a recipe for disaster!
*They both luagh, as does the audience. The screen
fades to black*
" Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery.."
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Note: Should I continue this? o_O
Rod
Note: :D This is a parody off a parody.
_____________________________________________
*Shot to a very wrecked looking, small building with wooden
planks over the windows, big cracks in the walls, and a
broken window. Hanging above the door was a big plastic
sign that said "SEPHIROTH'S BAKERY."*
" When you're in a mood for a tasty snack,
Come over here and don't look back,
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery!
Cup cakes cream puffs,
Chocolate cakes, cool cookies,
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery..
Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery.. "
(THIS IS RECORDED INFRONT OF A LIVE FEMALE AUIDENCE!)
*We enter the bakery. Everything is pink and yellow, and
Sephiroth is standing behind a counter wearing a "Bite Me"
apron and a chef's hat. A sign on the counter says "Buy
something or get the fuck out."*
Sephiroth: Fucking Cloud Strife! Ever since he defeated me and
meteor, I've been having to work in this fucking bakery!!
Mysterious Voice: Did somebody say.. CLOUD STRIFE!?
*Cloud Strife dives into the picture. All the females in the audience
woooo and Cloud takes his time to wave and make pointing gestures
to the swooning fangirls. Sephiroth's not amused.*
Cloud: So, how are you, Sephiroth? .. My arch nemisis. -Brow arch-
Sephiroth: Oh great. YOU'RE here. What the hell do you want? Read
the sign. -Point-
Cloud: Hmmm. How much is that tasty cake? -Points to a cake behind Sephiroth-
Sephiroth: For you!? Hmm..ehh..Four thousand gil.
(There's luaghter in the auidence.)
Cloud: Four thousand gil!? Fuck my ass, that's low, even for you,
Sephiroth.. My arch nemisis. Have anything for free?
Sephiroth: Free?-Shuffles under the counter and pulls out
a tray. There's a close up of the cupcake that's on it. Random
pointy objects and needles are poking out of it. It doesn't look
safe.- Free. Just for you. Eat up.
Cloud: For me? It sounds quite suspicious, Sephiroh.. My arch
nemisis.
*Suddenly, Barret walks in*
Barret: WHOA, FREE MAN. -Takes the cupcake-
Sephiroth: No, you fat bastard, put it down!
Barret: -Eats it- HEY HEY HEY, THIS IS SOME GOOOOD SHIT!
Sephiroth: -Slaps his forhead.-
Barret: -Drops dead, blood coming out of his mouth.-
Cloud: What the fuck!!
Sephiroth: Argh! This is a disaster!
Cloud: You could say.. this is a recipe for disaster!
*They both luagh, as does the audience. The screen
fades to black*
" Just go now, to Sephiroth's bakery.."
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Note: Should I continue this? o_O