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Percy Jackson Goes on Vacation
Chapter One
Where to?
Percy: I'm bored.
Annabeth: So what, Seaweed Brain?
Grover: He wants to go somewhere.
Annabeth: How did you know? Oh wait, you can read emotions. So where do you want to go?
Percy: Hmm...er, Hawaii.
Nico: Hawaii's too sunny for me!
Thalia: Who cares? If you don't bring us with you Percy, I'll send the Hunters after you!
Rachel: We'll have to fly there. What if Zeus strikes our plane down?
Annabeth: How about we invite the gods and then ask Zeus not to strike us down?
*everyone nods*
*Annabeth writes invitation*
Annabeth: Hermes!
*Hermes materializes*
Hermes: Want me to deliver something?
Annabeth: Here; send this to the gods.
Ten minutes later, the gods appeared in front of them.
Apollo: Yay! We're going to Hawaii!
Hades: Easy for you to say, Mr. Sunshine.
Hermes: I have business there anyway so I might as well go...
George: I hope they have rats there.
Martha: Is that all you ever think about?
George: Well, yeah.
Martha: Oh, brother.
Dionysus: I hear Hawaii has lots of wine! *goes wine crazy* WINE! WINE! WINE! WINE!
Percy: Is he always like that?
Zeus: *sigh* Yes...
Ares: I suddenly get the feeling that I want pick a fight with people in Hawaii!
Grover: Oh, gods...
Rachel: So are we going?
Everyone: YES!
Hermes: Great, let me book the tickets...