Pick up line no jutsu
Don: once again the product on Chameleon and Prono-graffitti's sick, sick minds
Zenith: Sick? It's a perfectly natural occurrence in growing young adults. Just like Sasuke here.
. . . .
Sasuke looked around the surrounding area cautiously. He didn't like the position much but he had no choice; this HAD to be done. Looking around, he made sure there was no one around; if he was caught it would mean certain death. Making one last check of the perimeter Sasuke made a mad dash for his destination.
There it was. The one thing that was necessary for his quest.
Icha Icha Paradise: Volume one.
Making another mad dash, he placed the money for the book on the counter and ran out the door, only a black blur to those onlookers.
He was waiting at the specified location reading the book he had purchased on Kakashi's orders. Though Sasuke still had no idea WHY Kakashi had sent him to get this thing, it was providing him with many ideas to use on Naruto at a later date. The thought of doing some of those things to the blond... was sick and wrong, yes...but so terrifyingly tempting.
"Ah! Sasuke I see you've already started!" Sasuke looked up at Kakashi with his typical stoic mask.
"Would you mind explaining just why I had to get this piece of drivel?" AKA: Can't let Kakashi know I was enjoying the book.
"Well you see...I thought that I'd start training your mind in the ways of the....'birds and the bees'...."
Sasuke looked at Kakashi like he had not only grown a second head, but also a third arm on his chest, two more legs and had decided to go by the name of Zaphod the Magnificent.
"Why do I need to learn about the on going's of birds and bees?" Which by the way had absolutely no relation to each other whatsoever. What was he going on about?
"To put this in simple words for you... when a man loves a woman...."
Sasuke sighed and tuned his teacher out, picking up the book that he was so enjoying. He needed ideas first. Getting Naruto's undivided attention wasn't hard, but getting him into his bed was another story entirely. After this was accomplished he's try these 'activities' that Kakashi rambled on about.
He stayed up late that night trying to figure out how this worked. The man who was in the book went up to a girl and said, "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been walking around my mind all day." And she immediately jumped into his arms proclaimed her love and then they proceeded to have wildest, hottest sex, ever imaginable. And lots of it.
What a sleezy novel. Kakashi was really a HUGE pervert...
Still HOW did it work? Was it a jutsu? Why didn't it have any hand seals? Ah well, he'll try it out in the morning and hopefully it will have an effect on Naruto... He would get the blond. Eventually.
The next day at the bridge
Sasuke glanced around, finding no one but Naruto and himself. No one else had arrived yet. This was his chance!
'It's now or never Sasuke'
"Oi, Naruto."
"What do you want Sasuke?"
'Deep breath, Sasuke...'
"Are-you-tired?-Because-you've-been-walking-in-my-mind-all-day no jutsu!"
There was a moment of silence while Sasuke was stared blankly at by Naruto.
"WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! SASUKE YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!"
'Crap. I guess this is an indication that the jutsu is faulty...'
SMACK
Later that morning when Sakura and even later Kakashi arrived, Sasuke was nursing a hand shaped bruise on his right cheek.
'... new plan needed...'
Don: once again the product on Chameleon and Prono-graffitti's sick, sick minds
Zenith: Sick? It's a perfectly natural occurrence in growing young adults. Just like Sasuke here.
. . . .
Sasuke looked around the surrounding area cautiously. He didn't like the position much but he had no choice; this HAD to be done. Looking around, he made sure there was no one around; if he was caught it would mean certain death. Making one last check of the perimeter Sasuke made a mad dash for his destination.
There it was. The one thing that was necessary for his quest.
Icha Icha Paradise: Volume one.
Making another mad dash, he placed the money for the book on the counter and ran out the door, only a black blur to those onlookers.
He was waiting at the specified location reading the book he had purchased on Kakashi's orders. Though Sasuke still had no idea WHY Kakashi had sent him to get this thing, it was providing him with many ideas to use on Naruto at a later date. The thought of doing some of those things to the blond... was sick and wrong, yes...but so terrifyingly tempting.
"Ah! Sasuke I see you've already started!" Sasuke looked up at Kakashi with his typical stoic mask.
"Would you mind explaining just why I had to get this piece of drivel?" AKA: Can't let Kakashi know I was enjoying the book.
"Well you see...I thought that I'd start training your mind in the ways of the....'birds and the bees'...."
Sasuke looked at Kakashi like he had not only grown a second head, but also a third arm on his chest, two more legs and had decided to go by the name of Zaphod the Magnificent.
"Why do I need to learn about the on going's of birds and bees?" Which by the way had absolutely no relation to each other whatsoever. What was he going on about?
"To put this in simple words for you... when a man loves a woman...."
Sasuke sighed and tuned his teacher out, picking up the book that he was so enjoying. He needed ideas first. Getting Naruto's undivided attention wasn't hard, but getting him into his bed was another story entirely. After this was accomplished he's try these 'activities' that Kakashi rambled on about.
He stayed up late that night trying to figure out how this worked. The man who was in the book went up to a girl and said, "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been walking around my mind all day." And she immediately jumped into his arms proclaimed her love and then they proceeded to have wildest, hottest sex, ever imaginable. And lots of it.
What a sleezy novel. Kakashi was really a HUGE pervert...
Still HOW did it work? Was it a jutsu? Why didn't it have any hand seals? Ah well, he'll try it out in the morning and hopefully it will have an effect on Naruto... He would get the blond. Eventually.
The next day at the bridge
Sasuke glanced around, finding no one but Naruto and himself. No one else had arrived yet. This was his chance!
'It's now or never Sasuke'
"Oi, Naruto."
"What do you want Sasuke?"
'Deep breath, Sasuke...'
"Are-you-tired?-Because-you've-been-walking-in-my-mind-all-day no jutsu!"
There was a moment of silence while Sasuke was stared blankly at by Naruto.
"WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! SASUKE YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!"
'Crap. I guess this is an indication that the jutsu is faulty...'
SMACK
Later that morning when Sakura and even later Kakashi arrived, Sasuke was nursing a hand shaped bruise on his right cheek.
'... new plan needed...'